Penny Farting

Hehe i have a joke guys.

Me when a man ask me to cook for him.

ukioa alafu wewe ni mtu job zako ni za kusafiri ,the best place kuishi na wife ni mahali wakikuyu ndio majority ..i mean tafta nyumba deep down in kabete ,ama githunguri ama ikinoo ,mahali wakikuyu ndio dominant. Make sure kwa hiyo apartment ni wakikuyu ndio 98% .. nakuambia they won't even say hi to her . Kikuyu men focus yao huwanga biashara na pesa alafu jioni wakunywe beer zao mbili then warudi kejani walale,hawana time ya kukatiana ama time ya mechi ata wives zao huteta sana ... Ata pesa ya kutoa ndio wachomee msichana nyama na wamnunulie beer ama whiskey . Unlike mahali Kuna jaluo, who can even hire a range rover na akopeshe pesa ndio afurahishe mwanamke .

I'm 5'3 66.6kgs A luo from Karachuonyo🙂😍❤️ 22 years Single af😂🙂

We live together He leaves his phone around me all day He opens his phone when I’m laying on/behind him every notification If I ask him to (randomly) open an app or messages , there’s no hesitation Answers every phone call We have 0 issues He prefers to hang with me or bring me with him And my biggest flex is my intuition is never triggered by him. I love it here. ❤️🤞🏽

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?

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Unaweza jiredeem kama Ababu Namwamba. Gym instructor alimkunjia Bibi vile Ababu alijua alikula mama mwenye Io gym, Bibi ya gym instructor, size Yake wawili na Bibi ya landlord wake halafu akabuy Io premises ya gym akaifanya kisiagi akawacha Bois jobless.

Profesa Kafangi ~ 2023!!!

Njugush alidhani ni jokes kumbe Wakavinye ako serious akisema hivi😂😂 This was already a good red flag.

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

If you happen to undergo vasectomy without notifying your wife,she'll continue having children.