Craig Mackervoy

@ryan_greatorex @_The72 Criminal that sky didn’t show the away end

@_The72 Best game of football I've ever been too that!

The last time Elland Road hosted a play-off semi-final… 🐏 #LUFC #DCFC

Tom Hanks in Castaway:

Duloc (A)

@Daniel_Gaskarth @_The72 Best team I’ve seen down PP this season looked V. dangerous

@_The72 I just don’t understand their current form when they’re capable of this

Peterborough play some lovely football

@bryansgunn @2ChrisJones

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

@Dan3Fowler 100% worse now… Easy to forget how good other countries teams were then too… Brazil + France had better teams than our golden Gen.

If Southgate doesn’t win a trophy with this crop off players is it worse then the golden generation not winning anything? This gen has the better squad, golden gen had the better starting 11…

Huge fan of the Batsman’s celebrity walk off

“André Onana, your team is under pressure holding onto a slim 1-0 win, may I suggest ‘claim cross comfortably’ You have entered ‘CLATTER PLAYER’”

@brelsfordd @RoastHimJim

This time last year I was getting ready for ibiza, today I just paid £8 for purple bullets on cod

@brelsfordd @DrawThisTweet

WHERE IS FOAKES

Todays City team beat these 10-0

@UpshotTowers @2ChrisJones

For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull. The England legend has never tasted tea or coffee, and his mum managed his bank account until he was 38. This is the story of England's weirdo wonderkid...

@NevilleSouthall @2ChrisJones

Look who I bumped into today 👀 ‘Well done, he’s 13’ It’s Jamie from the Michael Owen Soccer Skills video

@LP__92 Messi can do everything, except pay taxes.

@cmackervoy1 Poked the bear, there.

Nevermind Messi… Could watch Modric all day 🔥

@NoContextBrits @sagoo182 ‘No daddy no it tastes like the sea’

What’s the best pub quiz team name you’ve heard?

@LP__92 Shaken not stirred duck

“Eyup Blofeld, yer daft cunt.”

Liquidate us and let Torquay through

@tommymuir @sterling7 @NBFootball @jforster10 Give the people what they want!

To all my ballers, reply with a video of the best goal you've ever scored. Can be in your garden, the park, Sunday League. I just want to see bangers 🙌🏾 Best ones are winning a pair of my @NBFootball #RouteToSuccess boots. Please mention your size! Let's do this ⚽️⚽️⚽️