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If Taco Bell had green taco shells today they would be printing money by now.

Lego’s dont’ kill people. The kids that leave them on the floor do.

It’s called 60minutes because none of the reporters are under 60

3 things that prevent Puerto Rico from receiving immediate relief: bridges & roads to get supplies in, and votes in a presidential election.

Is putting corn flakes in your icecream the same as having cereal?

I don't care what candy but always go for the red ones

Funny how people bitch about commercials while streaming music but radio stations have been doing it forever with no complaint.

If these companies spent as much money to make a healthy product as they did on advertising. Just imagine.

Aggresive speed is reckless

In times like these....just listen to WuTang

I just want to listen to Christmas music and eat nachos like a real American.

My kid just tried "bye felicia" on me. She must have forgot I pack her lunch for school.

Migrating to a higher form of consequence, compliments Of strugglin', that shouldn't be notable, Man every word I say should be a hip hop--

If Donald Trump can grow a mustache it might sway my vote. Hell, I don't even care if it grows from the left side or right to cover.

@designbyblake @YouTube imma naz tee may'n

It's not a company. It's freedom.

She dropped a Bernie in there

Why did no one get made when Digital Underground grabbed em' in the biscuits?

Let's be real... who really heats up the jar of queso when you get back from the store?

@Zepigrl thanks for all the love!