Chris O'Keeffe

@Paul_Karp Very very very few people care about this but congrats on convincing your boss it’s worth your time 🤘🏽

MinterEllison pulls logo from Sydney Biennale after DJ storm afr.com//politics/mint…

@NicNegrepontis You’ll find a way, Mr Positive 🙌🏽

Key takeaway: We now don’t have to think about Carlton until March 29 🙏

@The_PrenderCast The drop off in intensity in the second half is mostly on the players. I’m happy to hold off for a few weeks on the coach personally 🤘🏽

@cmokeeffe @paoloseb05 It’s not one shit half, mate. That’s the issue. It’s years of underperformance and shortcomings in areas which come under his remit.

Five pre-seasons to change the paradigms, standards, strength and stature of the club. The head of football has been changed. The president has been changed. Last thing is the coach. Time to go.

@AFL_House when will you be releasing on-sale dates for >round 1 tickets for AFL members?

@NicNegrepontis @BradKlibansky I’d prefer Walsh. Love Weits but my but he’s part of the old guard that accepted mediocrity and is uninspiring/boring. Sammy is the opposite and will bring the young guys along with him much better

@BradKlibansky I still think Weiters is $1.80 favourite to be the next captain tbh. Walsh $2.40.

This would be a huge ✍️ for the Blues. 🔒 to be their next captain. 🤞 he can stay on the park this year. Walsh at his best is 🔥 Patrick Cripps, Sam Walsh, George Hewett, Adam Cerra, Cooper Lord & Jagga Smith is a decent midfield. Cody Walker to come in 2027 as well.

@collinsadam *after Ahmed el-Ahmed ;)

Travis Head, the most popular man in Australia. #Ashes

@wutube I love Mitch so much. Our lanky, unbothered King 🩷

After 6/75 with the ball in England's first innings, Mitchell Starc is now Australia's top-scorer. #Ashes

@holland_tom Lads on tour! (5-0)

To the MCG, there - like a medieval pilgrim - to pay my respects to SHANE WARNE, whose relics have been assembled for a new exhibition.

@JoshGarlepp I would like to know if he always dresses in clothes 4 sizes too small, or was this just a special occasion?

Imagine being Jarryd Roughead and this butthole is telling you off pointing in your face, the only thing stopping you flattening him is your 50k assistant coach/player acquisition salary

@NicNegrepontis "Going forward" is the new "...into next season"

"He'll be a Carlton player going forward." Graham Wright on Charlie Curnow.

@CalTwomey @AFLcomau Has anyone ever been recruited by their own father not once, but twice?? Well played, Silvagnis 😂

Jack Silvagni has chosen St Kilda and will join the club as an unrestricted free agent. @AFLcomau

@tommorris32 @stkildafc @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb Has anyone ever been recruited by their own father not once, but twice?? Well played, Silvagnis 😅

Jack Silvagni has chosen @stkildafc as a free agent. Collingwood and the Dogs didn’t budge on their four-year deal. The Saints was more $ and five years. @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb

@UptheBaggers Yep, big up for George. Always turns up to fight. So glad we have him 💙

@The_PrenderCast That's my point. If only it was that simple! I like there's two tiers, whatever the dumb names. Anyway, GBs.

@cmokeeffe There's a cafe inside if someone wants a coffee... The average punter doesn't need to be catered for if they want to check out training. And nor should they expect to be.

Anyone seen ‘The Internship’? Whenever the Club uses term “viewing session” I feel like the Google employee saying “online…” when Vince Vaughn says “on the line” It’s open training, fellas. Open. Training.

@The_PrenderCast We are the biggest whingers in the league. If families turned up on a Sunday (as opposed to OT on a Wednesday morning) and there was no food and coffee and players didn't sign stuff, they would not hear the end of it.

@cmokeeffe @paoloseb05 The club is never obliged to put on that stuff if and when they open the doors for training.

@The_PrenderCast @paoloseb05 They still have "Open Training" with all that extra shit. I personally like it. It's calmer

@The_PrenderCast @paoloseb05 It's so that club isn't obliged to put on food/drink stands, players not obliged to sign autographs and do photos. main stand not open, less security. Basically, the gate will be open if you want to have a squiz. Kids + parents, don't expect anything extra

@paoloseb05 Gotta say I did lose my last bit of hope last week when Voss quoted Ange, saying "plan B is to do plan A better". There really is nothing left in their toolbox and that is scary. This list is withering on the vine.

Fascinating discussion on AFL360 around Carlton and the approach to 2025. Calls for change to the system are unlike to happen given what we’ve heard in Michael Voss press conferences leading in. ‘Doubling down’ has been the message. If it goes 7-7, it’s still not the mark.