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Megan THEE donkey

Megan THEE donkey

@cmontaefuck

perpetual dafty and disco winch extraordinaire. glesga gal kickin aboot NZ furra laugh.

Queenstown-Lakes District, New Zealand Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Register for presale & WIN the VIP Carl Cox experience and celebrate our massive tour announcement!: arep.co/vIhuEz
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Just wondering if any single gals are in Germany for my brother he’s travelled all the way from Australia for the euros and I would love him to find someone nice and Scottish so he moves home and keeps my mum company so I don’t feel guilt for living in New Zealand cheers
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Liam@ltreidy67·
Kenny Miller is extremely close to calling Willie Collum a fenian bastard live on air.
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
moved away from home 6 years ago to ‘travel the world’ and I’ve just stayed in the same place I first arrived in and left the country a grand total of twice ☺️
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Noah Kahan’s Stick Season is the saddest song ever written why can’t I listen to it without crying??
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Sha Sha@humphriezz·
@cmontaefuck I remember when you were first leaving, so class for you, congratulations
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
sooooo mad thinking of my headspace and personality 6 years ago compared to now. Absolute rock bottom to getting residency in NZ, a career and planning my bloody wedding to the loml. love growth love life love me ❤️
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ceern@NotoriousBAG_·
Good evening, happy Friday.
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Dok@Dok845·
The thing that makes this so great is that it isn't that they didn't put in any effort, but that they put in the exact funniest amount of effort possible.
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
So many things hit differently as an adult but the star of the show for me is Bombay mix. The way I froth for Bombay mix. I’d go as far as to say I’m a Bombay Stan?
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Not to sell myself short but I absolutely could not be single again in this day and age. I am quite self confident but I don’t fully believe anyone could love someone with my size feet that cries every time they hear Highland Cathedral
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Muff bought a basketball jersey online cos it was $30 and we’ve just found out it’s cos the player was a paedo after he’s been wearing it for 3 months. Comedy gold absolutely love getting a good reason to slag the man I love
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Megan THEE donkey@cmontaefuck·
Just done what I thought was arguably my strongest karaoke performance of my life and my partner said it was cringey. I have already emptied the shared investment account but should I also dump him or can it be worked out? AITA
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