John R Sweet

So this is a PR account for a wannabe author, anything I post can and will be referring to interesting shit that inspires me to create stories to communicate those ideas. Basically just an old dog finally following his nightmares... err, dreams, following his dreams.

I’m here furiously refreshing war.gov/ufo waiting to see any indication of a third tranche, yelling at it, clicking buttons, and no fucking joy.

@OGsDontFold Northern Lights #5 is the all-time MVP of smooth highs, but you gotta reach out way further to get it because some asses here will push hybridized modern shit and just label it diff. You should be tasting literal pine with NL#5, not fruity hybrid flavs

I would love to see a resurgence of landrace strains with naturally lower THC levels become the norm again. I don't need the 30%+ THC levels of the bastardized over crossbreed strains like diesel cheesy gorilla balls glue. Even legacy strains like OG Blueberry, Northern Lights, White Widow, and Jack Herrer are much preferred by me instead of sour birthday cake papaya dick dragger strains. It's just too much. The flavors become too convoluted and taste hollow.

@The_Astral_ I can’t wait to see the Southern variety when they start popping: OMG Y,all. They’re. Real. (desperately clutching pearls)

We’re entering the trend of performative ontological shock selfie videos…🫠

@BradWCAttorney worlDD cup

Perhaps I was a little hasty in swearing off the World Cup

@FloraRodgersxo Ehh… (checks notes) I think I’m done for the day whew what a closer 😂

One time I jacked my friend off in exchange for going to get me a cold brew coffee.

@JessicaVaugn @amandafortini Oh my god nightmare material I’m totally using this for inspiration on at least a short story. Psychotic af.

@amandafortini I can’t believe anyone would do this to someone they care about. Bombard them with info till they consent, or let their closed mindedness be their fate. So simple!

Yeah that’s unethical

@PamelaBies Correct. It causes legions to form on the trigeminal nerve indirectly causing a reduction in accessible intelligence and an inability to form new neural connections in the brain areas controlling mastication

Removing wisdom teeth is one of the biggest mistakes a person can make

@Melda1384191 Edward James Olmos

Gun to your head, name an American??

@AAWSAPRocky Holy shit it has to be real now

How do I meet a sentient plasmoid

@MadelaineLucyH If I like your post will it rub off a little on me?

Another full manuscript request! ✨🤗 Will you please take a strong grip of my ankles to stop me floating off to outer space in glee

@mommaleo Jokes on them because I like everything, constantly, as if some inhuman blob slowly snarling about leaving all like buttons firmly pressed in my leviathan-ish wake.

If X started letting us all see your likes… Imagination turns to evidence, but a like doesn’t tell anyone: ☑️: If you even saw it ☑️: If you’re busy ☑️: If you agreed 💯 ☑️: It was an accident Give people 1 puzzle piece and they’ll swear they can see the entire picture. 😏

@Osint613 According to some Interwebz theories most of this is being caused by an inter-dimensional demonic influence being drip-fed to us in popular media at an attempt to free us from enslavement… I looked into it for everyone and I’m relieved to say instead it’s about💰

Israeli political and security officials were caught completely off guard by President Trump’s announcement of a deal. - JP

@TaraBull In the South we call this “playing ‘at’ something,” which of course infers a lack of something obvious more than the je ne c’est quoi… Like a one-legged 6-ft tall plumber trying to race on horseback, or in this case, a deaf person playing at being Jimmi Hendrix.

I never knew Corey Feldman played guitar 🎸

@MatthewLovesUSA @Osint613 for real. they tried it last night with stronger words and got thier kasbah fucking rocked, a non-zero chance this messaging was pre-approved to not cause another air strike.

@army1325air it's been written about for ages... service guarantees citizenship

Just my opinion but I think if America had a mandatory 2 years of service after high school, this country would look a lot different. Not even just military service in general. Military, community work, emergency response, infrastructure, helping others. You’d learn discipline. Respect. Responsibility. Meet people outside your bubble. Serve something bigger than yourself. I think we’d complain less, appreciate more, and maybe treat each other better. Don’t be a tool.

@SkylarSkye3 Americans have ALWAYS loved football, come hell or high water. Shiiit, I've been a Dolphins fan since pre-Marino and look at us. ... OH you were referring to fútbol

As someone who grew up hearing that Americans didn’t care about football, the growth of the game here is impossible to ignore now. It’s beautiful.

@LindenmuthWendi RIP your poor, nuked inbox. I'm actually looking for beta readers, though...so I've been handing out manuscripts at traffic lights from my saddlebags while riding my motorcycle around. No takers yet.

Calling all authors! Do you need your manuscript edited/proofread? Contact me. Affordable! Wenlinden@live.com or message me. 😊 #edit #authors #proofreading

@manda_dodge You could also drop a shit-bomb-nuke of AI-generated Klingon poetry in their inbox with fake authorship credits for William Shatner just to drag them down.

Imposter, do not query!

@CourageourFr @MTGraveStudio I see you are a person of taste. Perhaps you’d like to r’roll in zie hey?

What's your favorite Mel Brooks movie?