Cm Punk Bear

@NickyNumbers194 Hobosexual where a dude or chick fucjs someone for a place to live

Guy at work just called someone a pansexual bc he didn’t have sex with some rocket. Said pansexuals like to have sex with pans and other inanimate objects. None of us knew if that was correct until we checked ChatGPT. It’s not btw.

@BelthaneB OMG

@stoolsalesguy The scissors in the AC not being the reason why the AC didn’t work

For anyone at Barstool, intern or employed there are two ways to catch up important Barstool lore he 14 part Barstool Documentary series that chronicles Dave from child hood, to starting Barstool, Milton days, all the way up until the move to NYC is 2016

@hunny__bee__ Bathroom play?

horny at work i might as well kms

@BelthaneB Send ya 💰app something

I’m lonely 🥹

@stoolsalesguy He’s retired doing life’s side quests 🤷🏻‍♂️

For someone who was so impossibly easy to defend to the death for 20 years he has become impossible to defend right now. I hate it.

@shalomshuli Coo be coo be

@softchaos_xxx That body build called the Yoshi cause Mario be up riding that

Mom: You grew up listening to me. Please leave that older woman alone. How can you call someone older than me your girlfriend? 😭💔 Girlfriend:

@OhioTate @Fastoolie @StoolAfterDark 2 parter Who broke the ac? And what was used to break ac?

OG Stoolies! One of the events on tomorrow night’s @StoolAfterDark Intern Olympics is a Barstool History Exam with @Fastoolie He and I will both make questions, but feel free to DM me some questions as well that show off your ball knowledge of the Pirate Ship 🏴‍☠️

@OhioTate @menofhonorshow

Brandon Walker of the Brandon Walker College Football Show said: “What do you mean Nadu gets a haircut every week? His hair isn’t complicated!” Here are exclusive before and after photos of Jeff Nadu’s haircut:

@BarstoolBigCat Crossed his eyes started walking crutches crossed poof Mintzy go down

Crutches are notoriously very hard to deal with for like .001 percent of the world

@Lyricoldrap That actually might be good for you shit out the weight the great Lettuce diet of 2026

I’m so mad that we can’t eat lettuce right now. I was gonna have a salad for dinner but now I gotta get pizza or something

@JaymeeLeigh123 Send me a dm

Can anyone help me with £30 today? Willing to spoil you with content in return xx

@kingkrabbyp Airport so small it’s a everyone bathroom

A complete tour of the Lancaster airport

@visdotcom Yes

@hunny__bee__ Check DMs

h***y

@RiggsBarstool Motorboating sun of a gun

Couple more cocktails and I’m clicking on this

@MacrodosingPod Marshawn Lynch how much

Arian selling his jersey collection would break our hearts 💔

@DesireeAmerica4 That’s Mrs.Meatloaf right

You honestly cannot make this up. Why do the Democrats keep doing this to themselves? ​First, their original U.S. Senate nominee in Maine, Graham Platner, had to completely implode his campaign and back out after credible sexual assault allegations surfaced right after the primary. So the party scrambles to set up Ashley Webb, a transgender candidate who was ​asked directly on television what actual qualifications he has to serve in the United States Senate, Webb didn't name policy experience, legal backgrounds, or community service. The answer was: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books." The standard for serious leadership is officially dead.

you’ve been married off to the enemy princess as part of the peace bargain, it’s your wedding night