Matty Collins

@Exocomics Well you've just made her day! She used the drawing guide on your website so thanks for sharing!

@cmrPyro Ahhhh I love it!! Please tell your daughter I think her drawing is excellent! 😻😻😻

@Exocomics hello, do you accept fan art from little fans? My daughter drew this after school today

@jeffrey_way I still have it bookmarked!

15 years ago, I published a series called "30 Days to Learn jQuery." I have no clue why, but it was ridiculously popular - to the point that I still receive emails about it today. I want to do something similar for Laravel, as part of the upcoming Laravel 11 release. [1 of 2]

@nickbelling haunting...

there isn’t much I love more than a sudden hard cut

@Wraiyth @Spotify trying settings > display > "show the now-playing panel on click of play" to off?

. @Spotify , I cannot stress this enough - when I close the information sidebar inside of the Desktop app, I'm closing it because I don't want to see it, not because I want you to start showing it to me again.

@Aidan_Millward Oooooh my! Tell me you've seen his "buying a bookshelf on gumtree" one, absolute classic

Is that a new Randy Feltface special I see on YouTube?!

@augustojacquier @river_is_nice depends on the version, Bleachers' version is "Sometimes I feel like everybody is an art bro lately"

@river_is_nice From the same song: "Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" 👀

these the lyrics yall paid 10k to hear in person?

cmon KSP2, download faster!

@animoller from the amazing @jessicahische momthisishowtwitterworks.com

My lovely mum who turns 80 this year just joined Twitter. What do you think she should know about this place?

@CammieRacing @alanisnking ooft

Trying to tell Portia that if she’s going to make strategy calls for the iRacing Daytona 24, she has to pay attention

Also, I got banned for 12 hrs on here cause I told Tony Abbot to uppercut himself, cause he’s a f wit

@chipzel oh thank fuck!

@AshleyLeahy Tenure / Ten-year. Thought it was some status awarded to someone in the same job/company for a decade 🤦

Anyone else have any embarrassing completely stupid "today years old and I just realised this" moments? I want hear them 👇🤣

@AshleyLeahy Uhhh Ash poor choice of words mate

Sex is good, but have you done edging with a whipper snipper?

@j_swinbanks Now I see why they didn't show anything live, glad they didn't until we knew he was ok

@AshleyLeahy I read that as "chooken soup" so there ya go

Yup, I said chooken coup. Thank you.

Pondering the energy crisis drama last week. I reckon under the Morrison govt; there would have been blackouts. Morrison would have also taken the weekend to be with the girls, cook a curry and build a chooken coup. Simpler times guys, simpler times.

@Wraiyth @yarnpkg But NPM used "install" as the action, yarn uses "add". Remove is an opposite of add

Any software that thinks the opposite of "install" is "remove" rather than uninstall can go in the bin. Looking at you @yarnpkg

@goforthegapco print has arrived, huge fan!!! Looks great in the study

@j_swinbanks ok its March, has your new toy arrived yet?

@onefatman dont make me block you

Wordle 270 2/6* ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩