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@Hania16836 How was the service first of all? I’m usually 20-25% with good to great service. If you suck - then it’s less. That’s fair IMO Also - tired of this nonsense - I’m not entitled to pay what the restaurant refuses to pick up.

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@MLFootball @BernieKosarQB @brownsfanuk @Browns @REFLOG18 @Gbush91 @NickPedone12 As a Browns fan - if you cannot answer this and are over the age of 40…..

NO CHEATING ALLOWED. Tell me where legendary #Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar went to college:

@lady_valor_07 An AED

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@yankeedraft 3. Window

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

@CattardSlim Man…you would normally warship this person from transitioning…what’s your take on it big dog

@cmrmimam You just described Mar-A-Lago to the T. They also have furries & male mermaids.

Trump arranged for 16 year old HS girls to come to his resort & give him a private dance. Maga thinks this is normal. What if that was Jeffrey Epstein, or Bill Clinton standing there instead, Maga?

@krassenstein Mark trying to get on Elon level. lol.

Mark Cuban on Elon Musk: “I said something about a Tesla and he just sends me a text saying fuck you. He’s called me racist, he’s called me poop emoji multiple times... that just gives me license to f*uck with him even more.”

Congratulations to Marlie McLain on home run #6 of the season! 🔥

Eden Snow throws a No-No! Congratulations on the no hitter in our 12-0 win against LCC 👏🏼

@secnumbersguy SEC people stay relevant by talking about him or the Big 10. lol.

Is Jeremiah Smith the most OVERHYPED player IN THE COUNTRY? In his career against the SEC: -4.3 catches per game -49 yards per game He wouldn’t be in the conversation if he had to play SEC defenses every week

@Microinteracti1 @JaniJohnny Square up

@JaniJohnny He is a wimp

Heroes. Stephen Miller Hiding behind his pregnant wife.

@tommysantos14 Proof?

Guys. It was staged. We’re not stupid. Well, not all of us anyway. They’ve figured out the only thing that shifts public opinion is the idea of an assassination attempt. There are going to be many fake claims at pivotal political moments, for the rest of his term. Bookmark this. It’s near certain.

@mark_slapinski You on coke? Just checking because of your red nose

The world is a better place without this loser.

@Garnet_2203 Numbers are off and that is a fact…look it up. It’s been proven that COVID was put on death certificates when it was not the cause.

Fuck you Joe Rogan. You want to talk about all that shit Canada did during covid? Fact: 1.23 million Americans died from Covid during the pandemic. Fact: 60,000 Canadians died from Covid during the pandemic. Americans were about 140% more likely to die from COVID than Canadians during the pandemic.🖕

@Matt_Pinner Cheese grader

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@KerryHolmekb Mixers for days in the WH. Old Fashioned about to all the rage

This is the next president of the United States whether you like it or not.

Congratulations to Dana Pleiman for her home run last Thursday against Fairlawn, and to Brooklyn Cruse for her homer against Versailles on Friday! 🚀

@RepShriThanedar Yes we did. I nation that hates America. See ya

Gas prices when Biden left office: $3.12/gallon Gas prices today under Trump: $4.10 MAGA wants to cherry-pick a specific point in time when gas peaked due to the Ukraine War. The difference is that Biden didn’t attack Ukraine but Trump DID attack Iran.

@AmericaFirsst Wait a pedowood actor does not like someone while they hide behind massive gates. Naw!

🚨Famous Actor Patton Oswalt says Trump “is a stup*d a~~hole and if you voted for him you’re a stup*d a~~hole and if you still support him you’re a stup*d a~~hole.” What’s your response?

@OutdoorHorizon Land

If Elon Musk give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds either. What you buying?

@EricJc8mt @DemocraticWins Your mom

@DemocraticWins All the ass kissing, pansy ass Republicans should be sentenced to working in the fields since they supported deportation of our migrant workforce!

BREAKING: Republicans are in a state of panic after learning Democrat Mary Peltola raised a record setting $8.9 million in her Alaska Senate race. She more than quadrupled the fundraising of her Republican opponent. Let's go!