carol tyers

A few puffins #farneislands

Morning

What's all this *faffs with phone* "hang on, I'll just transfer the money" AT THE TILL all about? The WiFi is rubbish here. There's a queue behind you. You've effectively filled up your tank without the means to pay. This is normal, now? Just stop it.

@Baztheboat Oh, the glamour x

Hide and seek with a northern wheatear today. Photographed under duress - through a hawthorn hedgerow with adjoining field being muck sprayed (wind in wrong direction🤢). #stanfordreservoir

@Baztheboat Oh, I did! Hadn't realised x

@cmtyers lol! You get the reflection.👍

Nice ‘double’ just now…

The algorithm is looking tired

And just like that...

Stop hacking nice people you soulless twonks

I don't tweet so much these days, but: A man came into the petrol station today and said 'I read in the newspaper this morning that staff are getting abuse for the rising prices.' 'Okaaay...' 'So I wanted to say, thank you.' The exceptions these days are better than the norms.

@Baztheboat Her feet are cute, though

She’s back again - just wish she’d strike a different pose🤷 #kingfisher #northkilworthmarina

How Twitter works these days: I don't like stuff BUT YOU TURN A BLIND EYE TO NONSENSE I was talking about stuff - DOUBLING DOWN? NONSENSE IS FAR WORSE THAN STUFF *nonsense trends* BAN NONSENSE Hang on, what about stuff? NOBODY CARES ABOUT STUFF, MOVE ON LEFTIE

Morning

@Baztheboat The sun through the wings! Lovely x

Starlings about to head for tonight’s roost. #northkilworthmarina

Cate Blanchett is such a good traitor, nobody knows she's even there #CelebrityTraitors

Starlings returning to the roost. #stanfordreservoir

@Baztheboat I'm really hoping that's a Father Ted perspective thing x

Bit close chaps? 🤔

@Baztheboat That's a sheep x

Cattle egret this morning. #stanfordreservoir

This was nice to come home to

This amused me today, for no particular reason