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At a wedding where I don’t know anyone. Told a girl in a badass black dress that I liked her dress and she looked good in it. She told me she almost bought it in red but it’s a winter wedding so she didn’t. I’m wearing red.

@Indoor__Living Tipper is wild’n

@Indoor__Living Helllo how ya doing living indoors?

SHE LIVES.

Almost 30 and still just need my momma. There is no timeline for needing your mom. I swear

@holy420shit This is wild and dramatic and beautiful

@meowlmcmillions Don’t Jim me bruh. CALL ME BACK IM SUFFERING

@cmunsyo You know how I am w phone calls 😝 why tf you up sooo early dawg

I haven’t taken my Zoloft in 4 days because I’m irresponsible and I think I might actually pass away

@meowlmcmillions Oh hello would you like to call me back or no

POV

Emo band lyrics: I'm crashing down, falling apart. You're not here, it still breaks my heart. Emo band song title: Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea

Hey can I come over and grind my teeth

I feel actual relief that today is the last day of the year, good Lordy

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

If you don’t think there’s at least a tiny chance you’re an NPC … you’re an NPC

@_ofeesh Hot. Hot. Hot.

@melnguyen11 What we playing sis

Letterkenny is the FUNNIEST shit I have ever seen. Sorry I’m late on this one.

What a crazy fucking year… I escaped the illuminati in 2021 and they still haven’t killed me. Every day I wake up grateful.

@TravyxB Knew it, just needed a second 😂

@cmunsyo yes!!