nia :3

writing a paper on food in horror fiction this is basically the research question

bored in class can't believe i have to wait a year to see this guy on screen again

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

memorized oomfs credit card number from looking at it once and now i keep taunting them with it every once like hey great argument but you failed to consider that [recites bank account details]

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

Opening ten tabs and five .pdfs to track down one source cited in the first few sentences of a document I'm reading, taking 45 minutes to do all that, and concluding work for the day

it’s hole filling season

oomf on call rn: can i say something? youre gonna be mad... what if i really quickly went downstairs and chopped up a cucumber right now

sacrificing dr robby for a max verstappen win on sunday god take him he’s ready

fell asleep on call and woke up to oomf yelling at their dad "YOU LOOK LIKE A THEY THEM"

THE FIA APPROVED FERRARI’S ROTATING REAR WING

jack abbot tonite queen?

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

abbot to robby after the motorcycle crash

this is how i talk to my professors

smoking on that shit that made Baby Jane dough