cal “coors light” kestis

New pinned tweet anime pfps are officially okay

happy Benito Bowl day to all who celebrate

Started playing dragon age inquisition

@iamsheepless Wild that this is one of the first things this app shows me when I open it for the first time in over a year

Btw I’m finally a gamer (I have accumulated 600 hours in baldur’s gate 3)

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

I forgot about this app again lmao what’s up

Done forgot about this app what’s up

I’m out of the loop what are we obsessed with this week

Bad news you guys I’m addicted to Palia

Weird limbo between Christmas and new years sucks but I made gibanica

@bunnysockz brb applying

Andrew’s favorite Christmas song this year was Santa Baby. Specifically the Eartha Kitt version. He would not tolerate any other version.

Petting every cow in Lego Fortnite

Caleb update he LOVES baby food and absolutely devours it. Have not encountered a food he didn’t like yet.

good morning

@bearcappuccino I REALLY like that hat. Where can I cop

@blitzkriega Genuinely the scariest moment of my life so far but thankfully it went straight through his esophagus into his stomach so we got to avoid surgery

@cobrafinch OMG i’m glad he’s okay! that’s terrifying

Big ups to Andrew for swallowing a button battery to make the day a little more interesting (he’s fine)

Signing up for the Elon brain chip clinical trial to own the libs