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Vanmiddag politie aan mn deur, mijn hond zou iemand achterna hebben gezeten op een fiets. Lijkt me sterk want mijn hond heeft helemaal geen fiets

@Heathvolv @Hampsta4 @Worzels_Comedy_

@CocktailBarry @Hampsta4 @Worzels_Comedy_

Afternoon ya Gert CuntChompers 🫵🏻😎 Me Gert Breakfast from Last Night after Several Lagers. Oooooooooooosh 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👊🏻 Forgot to Include the pic on the Gert last one 😂😂😂

@Hampsta4 @Heathvolv @Worzels_Comedy_ 🫵🏼

@Heathvolv @Worzels_Comedy_ Shit …. Soz 😬just slipped out 🙏🫶

@lilley_les WB Lesley 👋🏻

Bloody ell Free to reply at last 😂 😂 Naughty Elon, it won’t make me pay for a blue tick 😂

@Worzels_Comedy_ @ZDangermouse @Rishistaxreturn A ken ya found in a forest Engerlishman 🫵🏼👊🏼😑

@CocktailBarry @ZDangermouse @Rishistaxreturn Not bad ya dreged dutcher 🫵🏻👊🏻

Gert Jalapeño Tuna Baguette and a Gert Ham with the Egg in the Middle Gert Baguette. Oooooooooooosh 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻😎

@baronlordvader Speaking of pets, my pet mouse Elvis died today, he was caught in a trap. Noon squire 🫵🏼👋🏻😑

I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood. Morning! 🤪👊🏻

@Worzels_Comedy_ @ZDangermouse @Rishistaxreturn Noon wicked Worzel, awrite 🫵🏼🤔👊🏼😁

@ZDangermouse @CocktailBarry @Rishistaxreturn Oi. What the cunt? 🫵🏻🫵🏻😎😂😂😂

Mogguh 👋🏻😁

@EkkelMario Het is patat 😑

Lamsrump met groene asperges, salade en petat met majo. Witte wijn voor het wegspoelen. De Fabriek in Dalfsen, waar het op dit soort zomeravonden verdomd goed toeven is . Ligging 4,5, kwaliteit 4,5 van de 5 #EkkelFoodCourt

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@baronlordvader What a pile of crab

Did you know it’s easier to weigh a fish than it is a chicken. That’s because fish come with their own scales. #goodnight

Wat heeft PSV gedaan vandaag?

@CosmosDoctor 😳😳😳❌❌❌

Broodje haring met sla, ja of nee ?

Is this true lads? 😂 😂

@Ger_bam @ma_ry_66 Me after 1 day working: € 55

@ma_ry_66 @CocktailBarry 0,60

How much money do you have in your wallet right now? Me:

@ZDangermouse @Rishistaxreturn @Worzels_Comedy_ That’s him 🫵🏼😂

@Rishistaxreturn @Worzels_Comedy_ French cunt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶

Cheers 🫵🏼😎🍺

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@Jannerman55 @DeanoGorton

Oi @DeanoGorton quick header 🫵🏼🖕🏼😂

@baronlordvader Just watch out for the impasta 🫵🏼😎

@CocktailBarry I cannelloni hope I’m so lucky…

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