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@Marknit0 Lol. Abuja people have a schedule. The event was on a Sunday night. AND most of those people only came out to see Odumodu. “Rave culture” is still budding here. Ma binu

Ehen… I done wake Abuja ppl are so silly. In what world do you go to a show/rave and leave by 3am? Mind you, it’s at 3am that the good music and performing artists start to come out; this is common knowledge. Maphorisa came out by 3, by like 4 when Jazzwrld was out, it was just-

Are Nigerians angry enough? This video will overwhelm you.

I act like I’m okay, but I need a Chike x Jarell collab

One of my worst fears in Nigeria is someone being kidnapped. The reason I fear kidnapping so much is that “asking for ransom” — as badly as it sounds — is the best possible outcome, except they just let you go. There are a lot more worse things that could happen. - You could be repeatedly raped all year round. - Someone could turn you into an object of their fetish desires. - You could be slowly killed, harvesting different parts of your body at a time. - You could be turned into a baby factory, getting impregnated every 9 months while selling off your babies - You could be sold into modern slavery - You could be killed to make a point. Anything. Anything could happen to you without asking for money—and you have zero power. Zero. Imagine what those young girls are going through now. Just try to imagine it. And in this country, you cannot be hopeful there’s help coming for you. Crazy.

so this is what it took to bring everyone back

And the DJ is lit fa

Lagos is so weird. Why am I In the club at 3am and everyone is just standing around?

Because if I truly say my mind eh…

Wouldn’t Buhari need some Presidential company? 🥹

At this rate, Bolt is very boldly contributing to the rising crime in Abuja. Because how can I send a report telling you that a driver on your platform set me up to be robbed and your response is "Sorry for this experience"?

Even if you don't do anything else this month, remember to change your sponge. Please. And your toothbrush. I’m begging.

@nkxnnia My chairman 🧎‍♀️

@cocobydesign See.

I need 10 people to give me N1m each

@ItzEddiey If you start they will follow 🧎‍♀️

@cocobydesign Sis!!!!

How do I tell my people i’m going to break our duolingo streak today? 🤭

No let these YouTube guys whyne you. Wrapped will drop 27th of 4th. You still have time to fix your stats 🌝

@davido What an amazing way to celebrate Your birthday by giving back! 🎉 and it aligns with our mission at A New Thing Int’l Foundation (A.N.T.) @davido Since 2016 we’ve been empowering Nigerian youth, educating them about the dangers of drug abuse & the importance of abstinence

Today is Monday.

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