Calum.

⠀⠀ Calum Hood. Bass, chaos and questionable decisions. Probably joking but probably not. ⠀⠀

Why does every airport smell like the same combination of stress and cookies?

I pay my taxes I love oatmeal

STOP TWEETING MY THOUGHTS FIRST

@stauntrp Exhaustion on another level. I would steer clear. 🥱

@cococalum Now I wish I was throwing a good show

There’s a very specific kind of exhaustion that only exists when combining a good show with a bad sleep schedule.

Coffee is doing the heavy lifting right now.

They mushy grapes. You crunchy grapes

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

@redboyband Wait that would actually go kinda hard on stage??

@cococalum You should get a skirt with the Swedish flag on it

Next tour stop is Sweden. If I don’t consume my body weight in meatballs, I’ve failed myself and more importantly I’ve failed my one true destiny. #IKEA

Fuck shame!!! fuck fear !!!! fuck anything stopping you from living your truth in this one fleeting life of yours

If I ever disappear it’s because I got absorbed into a hotel corridor that looks identical to every other hotel corridor.

LoooOooow frequency.

Dear Diary,,,, except it's my twitter drafts documenting my 3am thoughts.

@theljttleprince Sitting with bleach and foils in my hair just *might* have been worth it? 🤓

@cococalum The blonde. 🔥

Girl who's going to be just fine:

What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old

asking the black mold if i can go outside to play

how it feels