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still so thankful for the man @MrGallagher39 for teaching me everything i know

“To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream...” Hamlet, Shakespeare

@MrGallagher39 Well it is every student's nightmare to see their teacher at the grocery store. Take it as a win if they say hi at all in your nightmares

My biggest fear right now... running into a current student at the store and when they say hi Mr. Gallagher I don’t know who they are because we’ve only had class digitally and I’ve never actually met them and they feel bad. Seriously, I had a nightmare about this.

although my religious leanings are generally known, I assume many of my fellow Christians will now join me in paying obeisance to our new dinosaur wormlords

HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO THE @MOUNTAIN_GOATS YA LEGENDS!! Getting Into Knives: the perfect album for the millions of us who have spent many idle hours contemplating whether we ought to be honest with ourselves and just get massively into knives. Out now. 🗡️ smarturl.it/GettingIntoKni…

Julius Caesar got murdered, but sure, the guy you don't like getting info on somebody is "the biggest of all political scandals in history"

just a very normal thing for a nonpartisan governmental agency to do, praise the administration in a press release fucking grotesque tbh

it seriously owns to live in a time when everybody knows better than those egghead scientists with their "numbers" and their "data" and their "projections" twitter.com/yashar/status/…

You should probably call your mom more than you do

@thejordanstray If she's anything like you she's gotta be one of the best ladies around! Happy belated to your mom!

It’s my mom’s 60th Birthday today! A major milestone. I don’t think I need to tell any of you who know her what an amazing human she is. Everyone wants to be around her because her kindness and joy are infectious.… instagram.com/p/B64LMhMB2h6/…

it's time for the benediction

Trust is so important.

after hearing this song I idly returned to the verse several times to see if I could find any better rhymes for them there but "doctrinal efficacy" would have forced the short i to take a stress which for me is a non-starter

They did the mash! They did the monster mash. At the time I didn't yet know it was called the mash, it was just some monsters dancing. Also, as there's no music in my lab, the whole scene was kind of austere & its memory haunts me even now as the monsters lie asleep in the earth

@mountain_goats so where's your meet and greet gonna be in Jackson this Thursday for those of us who arent 21??

There is not a single feeling better than booking a plane ticket and the excitement you get knowing that it’s really happening and that you get to get tf out of Washington :)

It's nice to share your home with the people you love

there's no point to van life if you don't have a van wife

@cocoejo I miss you showering.

@tracij323 cya later aligator

I don't even miss showering