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@abuyamasta we tuambie kuhusu eating cow meat and how to run taxi buasiness.Stop spreading ulaya conspiracies 🤣

US military is planning a ground operation in Iran and yet there're some people here on twitter who think Iran stands a chance against USA. Wake up, stop day dreaming.

@IssyVictoria74 @AlexBarnicoat_ valid question,,,,911

@AlexBarnicoat_ Did they blow anyone up in the name of religion?

Jews in the UK have their own police force, ambulance service, schools, hospitals and much more. They run alongside the National Police Force, and Health Service - and sometimes get in the way. But you mean to tell me that Muslims have conquered England? I'd say it's the Jews.

@AokoOtieno_ he brokered the deal

By the way, Ndindi Nyoro has shares Sidian Bank The bank currently owned by Gafment, yaap! Intially he was being propped to vie Rais agawe okuyuz Change of plan. He is to vie Nairobi If I am lying, aseme. Nitoe receipts Museveni is in Nyanza for the SGR thing I support it

@MikeBales that rice is poorly done,,,I hope they'll do better tomorrow

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@Kabogo_Henry porn of course

After the war in the Middle East, there will be a silent boom no one is talking about. Guess which industry.

@ArapTilingi @JoelJirane that's a powerful statement,,,Hawa watu Sio wakabila ,,,damn you

@JoelJirane 30% of the people living in Kiambu are not natives

2029 Census will expose the numbers of the Special tribe who have been cooking their Population to suit their narrative. That's why they don't want to have Ruto in power in 2029. Ngete Muriat Katutiet.

@KipsambuT ng'ombe ya sirkal ndani ya sengenge

Aspirations of a typical NYS recruit is to become a police officer and beat raia mercilessly.

@LimitlessKe95 huko haiti lazima hakuna mirAaa

Before and after Haiti mission … uyu police officer wa kenya amechange mbaya …

@gaitho Wa huko majuu amepatwa Na kashfa nyingine🤔waaah

@254_icon ambia babako asimame ,mkebe

Gachagua is a shameless tribal bigot who is pushing to set Kikuyu community against other Kenyans. Those remarks are unfortunate. A man who is unfit to hold public office in any civilized society.

@imalice97 I believe there is always room for improvement.

During a job interview, if they ask: "Your Current Salary is $30,000. Why Are You Requesting $60,000?" USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

@254_icon they are the guardians of the gate of Abraxas

Why are Kikuyus so much into uganga? One minute elders are sacrificing sheep, breaking calabash or worshiping a Mugumo tree

@Adele_lide Africans do not eat left overs or preserved food.We know where the garden is.

@SomoinaKapeen @ShroomzKe those mush rooms ,,,I ones used and almost didn't come back ,,,I even spoke with with Abraxas in the realms

I have South African Transkeis shrooms from @shroomzke anasema its been a while since I tripped!😂. When was the last time you did a trip on magic shrooms?

@KE_MrBlack shower

Dem akiwa mloose ni Mtaro, Dem akiwa mtight ni?😂😂

Iran is a weird Nation. How did a nation with 47 years of Peak Sanctions achieve 90 % literacy rate ? How were they able to build am advanced healthcare system ? How were they able to build a Unmatched Millitary Force ? How were they able to produce top class STEM Scientists and a strong scientific base ? How were they able to build and run refineries with throttling sanctions ? Iran is a SILENT Power House

@DrJuma_M @Sila_Kasee Us Ni wale watoto tukiwa Na shule walikua bullies,,,akipigwa Na Mwalimu umchekelee anakugeuzia .

Can we also end their Millitary Training Bases in Kenya Forever?

@onjolo_kenya . .

Raphael Tuju's house that's being auctioned. Ata kama ni mimi i will fight for it 😳😳

Statehouse goes in Panic mode after an intelligent GenZ did this live on TV WANTAM is Unstoppable

@NelsonHavi @Kot_sirikali let them try

These guys will soon grab City Mortuary.