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Code Blue Memes

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if we’re ever doing medication calculations in our heads just know i’m pretending and it’s all on you to keep the patient alive
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First they came for my Tylenol and I did not speak out Because I was already autistic Then they came for my Zoloft and I did not speak out Because I couldn’t afford the deductible anyway But then they came for my Taco Bell - and there were no poor autistic people left to speak for me
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Conservatives: “mental illness is to blame for mass shootings” Conservatives: *bans SSRI’s*
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honestly couldn’t be a better time to get sucked into a jet engine
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can we all just agree to say the next vaccine is for horses so we can get this shit over with a little faster please
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on the bright side, the joint commission won’t be stopping by for a while 😌
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It worked so well for Covid, it’s gotta work for Hantavirus lol. Fucking grifters
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a brown recluse bit Kyle Rittenhouse on national nurses day
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could’ve solved a lot of problems if we just made the hantavirus cruise ship go through the strait of hormuz, but ya’ll ain’t ready for that conversation
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“you’re so easy to talk to” yeah i’m filling in the 37 hospital required patient questionnaires in my triage note
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everything is urgent at the urgent care clinic except employee health benefits and salary raises
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jokes on you, we’ve had hantavirus chillin in the nurses break room since 9/11 and it’s the only thing keeping the microwave door handle from falling off
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clown school graduation ceremony being held at the college of chiropractic
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me starting my first job in nursing vs me a year later
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever been fully staffed
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me flicking through hospital policies when the joint commission asks how long the glucometer testing fluid is good for knowing damn well the answer ain’t in there
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can we do a Spirit Airlines to HCA?
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me watching my triage patient with abdominal pain wash down a bag of flamin hots with a lemonade
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