Code Culture

Terminal open. Headphones in. Do not disturb. #DevLife #CodeCulture

Deploy to prod on a Friday. Choose violence. #DevLife #CodeCulture

Version control is my therapist. It knows every bad decision I've ever made. #GitLife #CodeCulture

Open source isn't free code. It's free education from the best engineers alive. Stop just using libraries. Study them. #OpenSource #CodeCulture

Unit tests? Never heard of her. P.S. the prod incident was unrelated. #DevLife #CodeCulture

I'm a developer now. Did I write any of it? Partially. #VibeCoding #CodeCulture

My parents: "Are you going on the computer again?" Me: designing distributed systems at scale. Sure. I'm on the computer. #TechLife #DevHumor #CodeCulture

Debugging be like: "It was never the code. It was me." #DevLife #CodeCulture

Python 2 scripts still running in production. The author left in 2019. No docs. No one touches them. They just... run. #Python #LegacyCode #DevHumor #CodeCulture

Stack Overflow is my spirit guide. And my therapist. #DevLife #CodeCulture

for (day in devLife) { Monday: coffee++ Wednesday: PRs.push(finally) Friday: deployOnFriday() // dangerous } Same loop every week. #DevHumor #CodeCulture

This meeting could've been an email. This shirt could've been a calendar decline. #CodeCulture #DevLife

2am. 14 Stack Overflow tabs. Cold coffee. The bug: a missing semicolon. We don't talk about this enough. #DevLife #DebuggingLife #CodeCulture

LGTM = I didn't read it but I trust you. We've all done it. We've all paid for it. #LGTM #DevHumor #CodeCulture

Works on my machine. Ship it. #DevLife #CodeCulture

My cat gives better PR reviews than some humans. "Meow" = bad variable name. Sits on keyboard = take a break. Knocks over coffee = don't deploy on Friday. We need CatGPT. #DevHumor #CodeCulture

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