Ian DJ👨🏼‍💻

Today is a good day.

Does an S tier walking treadmill exist?

@MenInBlazers Pure joy

Thierno Barry scores his first Premier League goal and it is humanly beautiful to watch 💙

@jbarrieault EACH LINE

You should delete the obvious, redundant comments the agent leaves above each line of code it generates.

@JKBowden_ lowes.com/pd/Bosch-1000-…

there is a beam of light coming out of the core of London what is this

At what point should a parent be concerned about their child not showing interest in transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights that drive shareholder value?

@jbarrieault 100% Words can be hard though!

The longer you work in software development, the more you appreciate the frank, concise style of communication.

@asmah2107 Double the number of micro services and give it to the next dev

Quick question : You have 50 microservices, each with its own API. The frontend team is losing their mind. To render a single page, they make 10+ network calls. The app is sluggish. Users are complaining. How do you fix this ?

@RaulJuncoV DDIA ❤️

Backend survival kit. 👇

@EvertonNewsFeed DCL is the better option, but it's too late for that

🗞️Everton have showed an interest in West Ham Forward, Michail Antonio. The 35 year old is set to be a free agent this summer after failing to agree a short term deal with West Ham (Source - West Ham News Site, Claret & Hugh)

@jbarrieault @fyrnstudio dude that thing is sick

I like chairs, a lot. In case you didn't know what an S-tier chair looks like, @fyrnstudio makes one:

@jbarrieault facts

This week I wrote a 1-liner bug fix in a 24,000 line file. I'm always amazed that programmers have the ability to find that needle in the haystack.

@heshie dance

what would you do with all this empty space at my local Starbucks?

@BBCMOTD as an everton fan, it would have been a weak penalty

"It's not a clear and obvious error." Were they correct to overturn Everton's penalty on VAR?

@grandoldteam This guy is sick. I'm stoked to see him gaining momentum

Thoughts on Beto's performance?

@MenInBlazers my lawd

STOP WHAT YOU DOING AND WATCH THIS FA CUP BANGER 💥 “I don’t recall seeing one like that in my 50 years of commentating.” —Martin Tyler, speaking after Tomoki Iwata’s wonderhit

@gunsnrosesgirl3 That thing absolutely reeks

The mummy tomb that had been sealed for 2,500 years, discovered near Cairo

@LCFCshitposting Right

Dressed in all black for Everton's funeral ⚰️ 💐

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Age of Empires

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@jbarrieault YAYP (yet another yaml parser)

You're at the bar with your old high school buddies; I'm at home writing a YAML parser. You win, okay? Your life is better.

@jbarrieault Bro. I'm still addicting after 11+ years.

why I do I love programming so much 😩