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🚨📊| THE STAT THAT DEFINES ARSENAL'S TITLE-WINNING SEASON.🏆 Across 61 matches in all competitions, Arsenal have been behind for just 403 minutes. That's it. To put that into perspective, the Gunners have played 5,490 minutes of football this season and spent only 7.3% of that time trailing. Even more astonishing? ▫️ Arsenal have trailed by 2+ goals for just 26 minutes ALL SEASON. Those 26 minutes came in the Carabao Cup Final. Not in the Premier League. Not in the Champions League. Not across a gruelling 61-game campaign. Just 26 minutes. In the Premier League, Arsenal have spent only 8.6% of match time behind on the scoreboard, the second-best record in the division. This is what elite control looks like. While other teams rely on comebacks, chaos and moments of magic, Arsenal's dominance starts much earlier: 🔸 Rarely fall behind 🔸 Rarely lose control of games 🔸 Relentless defensive structure 🔸Elite game management 🔸 Consistent for 90 minutes The biggest compliment you can give Mikel Arteta's Arsenal isn't that they win. It's that they almost never allow opponents to dictate terms. For years, critics said Arsenal lacked mentality. Now they're one of the hardest teams in Europe to put behind, let alone beat. This isn't luck. This is coaching. This is structure. This is control. This is a champion's mentality. 🏆

@AdewaleYusuf_ But Outlier.Ai is not open to Nigerians??

3 platforms to make money online.

@Agaba04 I'm still looking for this kit.... If you have, hit me up please...

There is no Arsenal away kit that will ever beat this💯

@fattylincorn_01 @jayteeofnaija This is some serious Oshodi/mafoluku history. I witnessed all these first hand. Interesting times ...

Fatai Okuta was the main rival of Ajagbe Bomboy, I remember in 1996 when Jet A one reserved tanks at the airport were leaking which made people of Oshodi, and Mafoluku think there was a new oil discovery in oshodi. During that time there was this stove called the Aabacha stove, so a lot of people were going to the place where Jet A-1 was leaking to scoop it, you know Jet A-1 looks like kerosene. After scooping Fatai Okuta would collect owo ile like as bomboy was doing the same from anyone who had taken his or her own share of the leaking Jet A One. Ajagbe Bomboy brought his base around the place likewise Fatai Okuta. I can't really remember all the names of the squad of Fatai Okuta but those around Bomboy then we're Late Dayo stainless, cellular, Oritona, Late Sango Mufu, Talo Skibo, Shadow, School Boy Gbolahan, and nayam. So anytime Fatai Okuta tries to come to the place to get his own share from the scooper of the jet A one bomboy will challenge him that his territory did not reach there ( airport) from there, yawa go gas! In fact, that was the place that birthed the Talo squad. Let me stop here, but Bomboy and Fatai Okuta later became friends but Bomboy is late 🕊️ while Fatai Okuta has turned to Alfa oko nurse. Fatai okuta is the first known Boler boler that I have ever known in oshodi, he was a good boxer like Bomboy too.

Goosebumps everywhere 🥰🥰🥰🥰

This is one of the GOATED banter content after Arsenal winning the premier league 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @WelBeast

@WelBeast @_IzzSaint Please no survivors ...

As soon as those trophy pictures hit the timeline tomorrow. We attack. There will be casualties.

Champions don't go to bed yet we have a problem 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Merkostt @LawalKunle14 Trust me, both Manchester teams are leading Arsenal in that aspect..

Arsenal are probably the first side to win a league and not have anyone from their team win Golden Boots, Top Assists or Player of the Year😂😂 The worst Champions of all time

@Merkostt @LawalKunle14 Sebi Raya na horse now .. !!

Dear APC Supporters, I have finally seen the light. Today, Tinubu dominates the APC Presidential Primary with overwhelming ward wins, and honestly, it opened my eyes. I can now clearly see why so many of you defend him passionately and why you believe he deserves another chance. At first, I thought people were exaggerating about his performance. I thought maybe Nigerians were just impatient. Maybe the hardship was part of some long-term master plan only a few could understand. But after carefully looking at the economy, the insecurity, the hunger, the falling naira, the rising fuel prices, businesses shutting down, and now students fleeing schools over bandit scares even in the Southwest, I have finally changed my mind. Tinubu is not a failure. He is a total disaster if allowed for a second term.

37 Matchweeks down, 1 to go. 🔜 The Final Day

See you next season 👋 Your three promoted sides for 2026/27! @Coventry_City | @IpswichTown | @HullCity

A coronation at the Palace 👑

@DrJoeAbah The gods have spoken...

At the end of the final, PSG will not understand what just happened to them. I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

Arsenal vctory song. What a song. Thank you Rihanna.🤝

@Nirel01 You're worried about BANDIT FC....! 🤣 🤣

Manchester United fans vs Football: Man U fan: Bruno Fernandez deserves the player of the season because he has more assists? Is assist more important than goals? Man U Fan: Yes, it is. So Messi is a better footballer than Ronaldo because he has more assists? Fan: No. For Ronaldo and Messi, goals are more important than assists Fan: Forget about trophies, Bruno Fernandez is even better than KDB. So Arteta has been the best manager for the past three seasons because he has won more games? Fan: No, he hasn't even won trophies But he won the FA Cup. Fan: That one isn't counted as trophy, bro. What's FA Cup? Okay, why's Bruno Fernandez trophyless? Fan: He's not. He has won the FA Cup Manchester City is a better club than Manchester United. Fan: No, Man U is the biggest club in England. Why's Bruno Fernandez not winning trophies with the biggest club? Fan: Because of the players he plays with. So if he plays for Arsenal or City, he would have won trophies? Fan: Definitely That means Arsenal or City is bigger than Man U. Fan: No now! It's because of the players he plays with. Okay, Saka better than Mbeumo? Fan: God forbid! Martinelli better than Cunha? Fan: No oh! Someone that won the game against Arsenal So Bruno Fernandez is with better players? Fan: No, you're getting it wrong.

@Nirel01 @DamiDhray Wait...! Whaat! BANDIT WHAAT!

Look at the current CHELSEA team, you will see a PREMIER LEAGUE winner there Most of LIVERPOOL players won the league last season Man City have several league winners in their squad I don't need to say much about Arsenal, they're genuinely the current champions That is not my problem. My problem is if I look at BANDIT FC squad without Microscope, I won't see any PREMIER LEAGUE winner there But if I eventually make use of my microscope, I genuinely won't still see any LEAGUE winner.... What do I even expect from a club that is parading 20 ASSISTS records while their mates are winning trophies 😂😂😂

@Prince_dc21_ And you think what you wrote is coherent enough...?! Jokes on you!

If you want to hide something from an African man put it in writing Y'all still asking me questions when the details are there already Smh 🤦‍♂

This is why some people don't want Police Station in their communities... So according to massco E, he went to settle a different case at zone B Police station Inyi then at his arrival, he saw this lady at the counter carrying a baby with her eyes red shading tears . He felt for her more as she was carrying this child in her arms then he asked her what happened. "They arrrested me" she said. Reason as she explained: She designed and printed printed a business banner for a customer whom I may reveal details if things do not go the way it should. They agreed the customer will pay N18,000 which he deposited N17k. When he came to collect the job done which he complained of late delivery, he only met the woman's son at the shop. The son asked for the balance of 1k as instructed by his mother. The customer became anggrrry and tretend to arrrest her when he comes back. The next thing she saw while she was at her shop is Police officer who came to pick her up and taken to the Station. According to her, the customer was there at the station and says that all he wanted was his money back, that he didn't want the work again. The police said she will bail herself with N30K and pay the man his 17k. He personally called the woman's customer thrice because he know him but he ignored his calls and never called back. These are the reasons why I say that an average Nigerian is worse than the leaders they criticize everyday This is bad 💔

24 hours before we became Champions 😮‍💨 Every emotion in our final home game of the season with Gooner Cam 🎥