Mara 🕊️

intelligent thoughts have always followed her but she was faster

@HRTFRG you're gonna get someone fired posting this stuff lol

@arzneifachmann gut und günstig ganja

ich rauche mich behindert auf dem netto kush

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

oh, hey, they fixed the bug in Tahoe. only took them two major OS versions

>download mac software >look inside >the pkg is empty aside from a preinstall script that downloads and installs a different pkg >that one installs a launch agent to inject env vars into the whole-ass session what are these people Smoking

sudo wget

das popenscopen

@ununiuniuni @uwulrikemeinhof oha spotted

@uwulrikemeinhof omg @coderobe bioweapons sticker oder

compwuter leak >⩊<

biting into a hepa filter like an ice cream sandwich

@qwertxzy ne passt so

Ok ich glaube der ist zu kryptisch

Gehen wir also davon aus die Drugs würden nun beginnen zu peaken. Es wäre nicht abwegig zu folgern dass ein gewisses smile of joy in mir arriven würde, oder nicht? Gleichermaßen besteht natürlich auch die Gefahr, dass sich die Natur dieser Betäubung ändert, zu panik und übel etwa

"a man checks his pockets to find he's ran out of tissues and you think that man is me?" "no. i am the one who stocks"

the kings name? paamayim nekudotayim

someone smoked our Kubernetes so all we had left were these Docker pods that got us containerized last time

started microdosing Haskell, spent the night seeing monads but now i'm questioning the purity.

snorted a line of node.js once—event loops had me async for days, couldn't even promise I'd recover

"i would eat drywall with mayo." "not even to prove a point, just because i think i can" "s-should i prove it to you? because i would." do i let her take a bite out of the drywall?

“Ha, read ‘em and weep!” I exclaimed as I revealed my two Buben to my opponents.