F. Kaplan

@_ellaru This you?

The audacity of coming online to act like a victim! Someone employed you, and you decided, with your clear eyes, to start sleeping with their husband, thinking you would win if you got pregnant for them. Girl, you’re mad! God is who dealt with you! Go and ask her for forgiveness first, and watch other things align.

Thank you for all of the kind messages! A treat to wake up to. Will remind you all that I’ve been tweeting about 300+ Afghan girls who’ve achieved admission to universities across the world (while studying secretly UNDER the Taliban regime!) who need scholarships and visas.

Made it my life’s mission to become the Taliban’s worst nightmare: A highly educated Afghan woman. First, Columbia University at the top of my class, and now Oxford University. Give Afghan girls one chance and see what they can achieve.

The current President of the Senate, Godswill Akpabio: 1. Investigated for 108B Akwa Ibom fund 2. Implicated in a 40B & 86B NDDC fund 3. Alleged to have tried bribing EFCC boss Bawa with $350k 4. Currently leads the most corrupt senate in the history of Nigerian democracy

@ruth_tomilola Here

I cried yesterday. Like real tears. And honestly… my heart still feels heavy this morning 💔 I tried. I really tried. I tried everything I could think of. I applied strategies. I stayed consistent. I showed up every single day. But right now it still feels like everything was for nothing 😔 I have just 8 days left to hit 5M impressions on X and I’m currently at 4.4M. Where am I supposed to get 600k impressions from in 8 days? How else am I supposed to do this? And no, this is not a pity post. I just needed to speak. Maybe pouring my heart out will help me breathe a little. Back story… I finished NYSC last year and got a remote job in December as a Social Media Manager. Salary was ₦100k monthly. I worked in January, February, and March. I was only paid for January. No payment for February. No payment for March. No explanation. No apology. Nothing. My client acted like everything was normal and expected me to keep working. I stopped working in March and used my savings to start investing in myself and this platform. After being on X since 2021, I finally decided to take my account seriously. I subscribed to Premium every month hoping that if I stayed consistent, maybe within a few months I’d finally qualify for monetization and start earning here. At the same time, I became a CapCut template creator. I paid for CapCut Pro every month too. After weeks of consistency, my account got monetized. I made $28. Then due to inconsistency, I lost the monetization again. I also have a monetized Facebook account. I’m trying on TikTok too. I even abandoned my YouTube channels just to focus fully on X because I wanted this to work so badly. While doing all these, I still kept applying for remote jobs every single week. No response till today. I even bought an MTN router and kept subscribing every month just to stay active online and keep posting. Heaven knows I tried. Now look at me… No job. No money. No achievement. And now it looks like I might not even hit the 5M impressions after all this effort. I’m 27 and honestly… I feel tired. Before now, I also tried content creation on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. But my camera quality was poor and my content always looked cringe to me, so I stopped. At this point, I don’t even know anymore. Maybe I’m just one of those people that always gets close to success but never fully reaches it 💔 And once again… this is not a pity post. I just wanted someone to hear me out. If this post finds your timeline, honestly just send me a virtual hug 🫂 Maybe that alone will make me feel a little better today.

@lilyally98 Lol na here all of us dey when Sandra Edoho dey beg small boy Chike for preeq

Come and try this thing with a 28 year old woman. You people go for children that hasn’t gained control of their emotions yet.

@adedayoagarau Omo bro, I'm so happy with the work you're doing man

Also why do Nigerian politicians pay publishing houses to remove news about their corruption cases? Nigerian media is complicit and that's not okay.

But Sandra Edoho been dey beg Chike for preeq. Abi na only me listen to the audio😂

Now 600+ entities, states, governors and past (and now updated) present president. I also included alleged sponsors of Boko Haram & ISWAP. Happy Friday, Nigerians @OlaOlukoyede_, under your watch, Alh Yahaya Bello is about to contest for Senate. 1000reasons.vote/heroes

This is Nigeria’s incumbent Minister of Budget and Economic Planning. Who has this resume and runs a successful economy. Follow Bagudu here: 1000reasons.vote/looters?id=ati…

Hi, I'm a Nigerian game dev, and we made this at @Raven_illusion set in Lagos, Adventurers: Mobile Available on playstore and Appstore

Man wey leave children for woman after divorce = deadbeat Man wey want children after divorce = Toxic narcissist. If na man apply for 50/50 custody = them go accuse am of domestic abuse so that child support go big You no fit really win this system

I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s. Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph. You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters

@itohan_olat Omo you have the brain of a housefly or it even thinks better than you. Do you know how hard it is for a man to win child custody in the UK? Yet he won and you think she's innocent

When I said Ugo wasn’t acting maturely, I meant it. The way he rushed online to smear his ex-wife’s name felt off to me, like a man trying to prove a point to quickly protect his ego. Now she’s spoken up. She said she never cheated and is suing him for defamation. 500 million 😭😭🥲

@baby_ivoryy @Amy_beke Ah ah type shii, make e still apply for the opposite sha

There's nothing to Hmmmmmm about. That Phrase "For better for worse" was only created to trap women into poverty. How can a woman be attached and faithful to a man while seeing other successful men roaming around without doing anything all in the name of marriage? Gone are those days please

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and seeing another man more successful and richer than your husband.😭

@MyFCMB has the worst banking service I've ever experienced. Been contacting customer care for 6 days now for a single issue and it's always the same response that I should give them 24hrs. They unlawfully locked my money and refused me access to it.

These guys in NYSC camp hostel talking about what "SS3 girls are carrying (their body)". I'm proud to say I just educated them on rape and age of consent in Nigeria. An SS3 student should not be entering your eyes to sleep with. That's rape for most of them

I woke up by 2am one night and saw my mum peeling groundnut and I was amazed.😄 It’s how she buys one bag of groundnut and the next week she’s going to buy another one. Today I sat outside with my mum and anybody that comes there to buy she will introduce them and say, “Meet my second son. He's my PA.”😅 I would have to greet them till I am tired, It's been so beautiful being her business partner and we didn't start today. All I am saying is that you should come and buy groundnut. You can also buy it for someone. After you are done eating this, more years will be added to you. This is a picture of my woman and her sweet business. We are in Lagos. And we do waybills if you are ordering in bulk. You can support my mum, please.🙏🏽🙏🏽 Her number: 08054073515 I saw this guys post and could relate because my mom sold groundnut too, this is so beautiful😍 Please patronize mummy

Pls Retweet and quote 🤲🤦 But how Na Oou no de give person this thing twice oo