fake bruh girl 🌻

If I dress myself and decorate my apt like a 15yo set loose in a Goodwill with $50 cash and a sugar high, it's because that's exactly what I am

The people demand it, actually.

Art you can hear.

This content was made specifically for me

tweets from 1776

@TheORCACard @Ande206 @Mariners Oh? 👀

@Ande206 @Mariners Well... what're your lunch plans? 👀

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@TheORCACard @chaotik88 @bread_empty Mariners Orca card I am experiencing greed rn

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Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

one of the funniest things to me is when a person writes specific details about boston in a fic and they definitely aren’t from boston cause they’ll be like ilya crashed his car into a tree speeding on newbury street and I’m like no he didn’t

In new england you’ll see these & it’s a dentist office.

finally got around to watching frieren and i've cried 5 times within the first 4 episodes

@shithaila I'm about to change ur life warmies.com/products/micro…

The animation is so cute I'm cryingg ily Boop

what the fuck is this video i'm literally crying LMFAOOOOO

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Boop says GO @SEAHAWKS! 💙 💚  Ready for gameday? Let transit get you safely to and from your watch parties today. Regional day passes are just $6. #GoHawks

He was a sk8r boi, she was the hoi polloi

Networking? More like, uh, nut twerking

@bread_empty Im sat

divorcing woman just compared her trauma to the holocaust, called her breasts perky, and said everyone in the medical profession participates in organized crime the eye contact this train car just had was astronomical

she's airing out alll the dirty laundry - cheating, nasty in-laws, custody battle.. meanwhile some other woman in my car just got a call from her bf saying he gon dick her down and she just announced it to the car what a time to be alive

Now he’s making a list And he’s checking it twice And he’s gonna find out If I’m naughty or nice Now I’m going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But he’s coming to Town now