jasminjamino branson

Just enjoying the extended fam

Navigating through this thing called life

Listening to my home girl and her baby daddy conversation hey what’s the password to your phone .. pause.. then he rallies off the last 4 of her social it’s the password for everything # they aren’t even together anymore love it

I’m back with vengeance twitches

att&t i live in a rural area and my moves like dial up when will u verse be available in starkville ms #at&t moves slower than a sloth #rural area

he pulled out his cell phone and showed footage of the night sky and the light pole that he filmed for 17mins yep i cant make this up

now he comes into the house claiming liiiissstttennn like the little boy who said listen Linda i saw a ufo no problem but then it happened

you cant make this ish up.. as you know we have to change the names to protect the guilty so ima call him star trek b/c hes out of his mind

hey twitter im back # tweet that

so im sitting here kicking myself cuz the world didnt end and i haven't done any Christmas shopping .. dam myan calendar

@MadeaSimmons_ you knw we've all that moment sometimes you gotta pick

@myfablife ooh well dam looks like its not such a fab life after alll better grabsome coffe n some exlax 2 sugars 3 creamers n ill holla

@myfablife you look kinda constipated tweet that

@HuffingtonPost now u know that monsters ball money didnt last too long cuase that hair looks like a dead gerbil

@myfablife i wanna scope lol jus ate some gatlic gtta get that minty fresh breath

sittin here lookin at the smokin commerials wondering what in the french toast was in there newport that ur whole throat is gone

all the worlds a stage and we are meerly players .. tweet that

i swear to you people you cant make up the stuff that happens to you on the daily

cant even tweet if i wanted to cant even remembe my password tweet that

people you gotta realize ur life is but a stage and you cant make up the drama that goes with it , no one is that creative twwet that