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@anxietymsgs “sent you $10,000”

3 words better than ‘’i love you’’?

flight attendant has platinum hair with black tips and is quite literally one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in my life

Gun to your head, name a rock.

who’s buying my coffee this morning (I’ve been awake since 3:30 am) 👉👈😌

Some shit @coffeeslug_ would say and I would agree with

@rvnefox_ HAHAHAHAHAH

leave

@BuenoForMiami @mistressdivy lots of great options at the Sydney and Melbourne airports :)

@mistressdivy Some do have them. I would counter that airports missed the mark on having quality food. I wouldn’t mind paying extra for food if I could find stuff I actually wanted to eat. Slop is bad - expensive slop is infuriating.

Airports really missed the mark on not having nail salons.

“your skirt is too short” i know?? don’t be ungrateful.

🤍🤍

I love the marias so bad

if all women just started free bleeding i bet pads and tampons would be free

anyone who refers to women as “females” in any conversation other than scientific can rot :/

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

boss said I can bring my taser to work

i really don’t think we’re making fun of people who use AI nearly enough