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Chris Coffey

@coffey_

Actor, musician, aspiring 2nd runner up on Chopped. @_chriscoffey on IG.

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Mart 2009
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@guardian like I know what you’re getting at but you can’t just say the word “introduced” as if the man’s father wasn’t literally drumming in the greatest rock band of all time at that very moment
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Oh shit right twitter. Has this app not burned down yet?
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Where the fuck did Peter Piper go to pick pecks of peppers that were pre pickled? A step that decidedly comes after the picking process
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Super grateful for my agents and the 4 auditions they got me for this week but guys this is too many words and songs to learn at once
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Let’s see how long I remember that I have this account this time
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QUICK brag but I had three former students book bway/national tours THIS WEEK. Who needs a voice lesson? 😬
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Had a callback today and Tim Walz told me from behind the table “we want you to be the right person for the role as badly as you want to be”
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There’s something almost poetic about the people pearl-clutching over the opening ceremony being the same folks who are trying to dismantle the department of education. I’d call them uncultured plebeians, but even the plebeians knew about bacchanalia. Read a fuckin’ book.
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If you can’t see that Biden does not have the confidence of the majority of millennial & gen z liberals (aka the demographics required to win this election) you are absolutely part of the problem. Forcing young people to vote for him is simply not going to work.
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“The media is asking for the wrong guy to step down.” No. Nope. No. The media and anyone with half a brain know damn well that 45 doesn’t give a singular fuck about what the media says and that any calls for him to step down will just fuel the fire.
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Hey Twitter been a minute how we doing?
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Anna Dua@AnnaNoelleDua·
I have lived in New Jersey for two years so I finally have taken a stance… It’s Taylor Ham.
DevsFan82@DevsFan82

@AnnaNoelleDua If you call pork roll “Taylor ham” we have beef.

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Hm all those “what ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?” folks have been oddly quiet the last few days wonder why
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A lot of y’all don’t seem to understand how jury selection works
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJH okay good talk
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Is there any better feeling than seeing your dogs after a month and a half away? I genuinely don’t think so.
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Rep. Elise Stefanik@RepStefanik·
Columbia’s commencement cancellation is an unbelievable failure of leadership after they weakly negotiated with the proHamas terrorist encampment. They have lost control of the school. Hardworking students and their families will now go without this celebratory event after years of hard work. This is a disgrace and the entire governance of Columbia has failed - the President and the entire Board. nypost.com/2024/05/06/us-…
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Yo @netflix here’s the thing. I travel for work. The average contract is 6-8 weeks. It gets lonely. It’s nice to simultaneously watch shows with my wife while she’s at our home. I can no longer do that because of your “this is the wrong address” bullshit. Let’s fix it please.
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