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@alvvaysband @victoriasiecz Thanks for coming to Fort Collins @alvvaysband. Please cover The Danks record 'Are you Afraid of The Danks' live? 🌹

wormin our way thru rustbeltsouthwest spring ‘24 presale wed 10am (pw = PHARMACIST) onsale fri 10am alvvays.com poster @victoriasiecz

@goldenvoice You ought to consider a two ticket buy limit next time for smaller shows🤘 #nofriendsallowed @phoebe_bridgers

You can use your access code to get tickets for show #2!

@mtaibbi Only qualified to treat dogs and cats, but contact me if you're desperate

Any E.R./critical care docs out there?

@jonlovett I am a veterinarian, and am willing/able to prescribe heavy sedatives to your dog for the Game of Thrones finale #vetofthepod

Steve Bannon Resumes Old Job at Bottom of Ski Hill

@GreenManFest What time, and will it be on BBC6 Music again?

@robinince careful now, it's hard to write jokes when you're in awe of the universe..

@michaelshermer What's the topic in Vancouver on Jun 4?

@neiltyson a pointless tweet? is that even possible?

A wild crow named Ringo was in rehab at the vet. He took his time with a breakfast of eggs, toast, tomato and bologna. Who foots the bill?

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it in 140 characters or less