ocean cold

Posted this pic on IG a while back. It’s forever popping up on Pinterest. Not mad at it🤭

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

mind you the idea of a tiktok ban was created BY TRUMP back in 2020….. now he wants to come in office and “save the day”… fuck that orange and this joke of a country.

He was onto something

@benphillips76 That’s what Trumpism is though. Just explaining to the experts their own field with a first grade perspective

Trump announces his endorsement of Harris

this is really me

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

i love when life reminds me that there is so much i've yet to see. places i've never visited, flowers i've yet to pick, oceans i haven't crossed. i have to keep going, i want to see it all

Intellectual curiosity is a trait reserved for a select few.

@Symiahet Why don’t restaurants just not let you make reservations 15 mins to close, what if it was 45 mins to close only. Why do they do that

If i owned a restaurant.. i wouldn’t be thirsty for reservations bc we definitely don’t need your business 15 minutes before we close.

"Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night"

i hate ppl who are obsessively tit for that. “i’m not saying hbd to anyone who didn’t say it to me” “i’m not commenting on somebody’s picture if they don’t comment on mine” like aren’t you tired of only being motivated by what you can get out of things? b genuine wit ur love.

you have to make a concentrated effort to be youthful, lively & fun. life will really harden you by default + before you know it.