Coleman Herbert

@SpeakerRyan You hate you

@PFTompkins Tread lightly, Tompkins...

Sam Neil has glasses now and they look good

@johndragonetti Dragonetti gets it (cc: @jenschuur )

George

@AaronFullerton How was the floating hot tub? Was that real or just a devastating misunderstanding of Scandinavian humor?

@xoVanessaRojas No one has ever done that

One time I had a dream I was on a game show that was like a Library version of “Supermarket Sweep,” and that was the probably the closest I’ve ever come to *literally* shitting the bed...

@DiscreetLatino I’ve made a huge mistake. I see that now...

calling a gay man “buddy” is an act of violence

Remembering jazz bagpiper Rufus Harley, born on this day in 1936 near Raleigh, North Carolina. Here he is playing “Alfie’s Theme” with Sonny Rollins in 1975.

@nadlerific This was a joy, and a damn pleasure. Thank you.

@karenyhan Any idea when this can be seen in LA? I’m very excited for it...

hands down, THE LIGHTHOUSE is the best thing i've seen at #Cannes2019 so far. about halfway through the movie i started grinning like a maniac and i haven't stopped since; rictus grin in review form here: polygon.com/2019/5/19/1863…

[ me watching ROCKETMAN: ] honestly maybe dexter fletcher should have directed the new ALADDIN??? anyway here is my review (ROCKETMAN is good! it's fun! elton john g.o.a.t.!!!) #Cannes2019 polygon.com/2019/5/17/1862…

This is incredible AND it’s from May, 2019...

@johnlevenstein That guy trying to claim JFK didn’t say the word “fuck” multiple times, to multiple people (women), while he was on his honeymoon there? Grow up, Executive.

When I was in my 20s, in the 1980s, I had a meeting with a director at the San Ysidro Ranch. I used the word “fuck” in conversation and was chastised by an executive. “We don’t use that word here.”

Non sono romano, ma quest'uomo mi fa sentire un romano ... #DEROSSI ...

@owsh Ahh, yes. The Poets will sing of this day.

@coleherbert #TheLastDrivein set pic that launched a thousand ships

My new professional headshot #TheLastDriveIn #TheStuff

Francesco Totti is having absolutely none of your disrespect twitter.com/NaifFCB_/statu…

This is how easy it is to help normalize and slowly remove bias from women’s soccer. 👏🏽

@JordanFife1 He’s fine with veggies.

I’ve never seen my dad eat a piece (or bite) of fruit

@johndragonetti 100% certain he’s never seen a kiwi in real life

@coleherbert Licked a kiwi?

There’s always that anxious energy that wafts over the car wash patrons when an attendant is finished with a car, but its owner doesn’t sprint over to it immediately. It’s like we’re all thinking, “oh, god. Am I gonna have to raise this Camry now? I can’t. I just— oh thank god.”