Michelle

if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my two beers

she'll single-leggedly get us the gold medal by herself if she has to

@jonas_law @michelin_woman platform revival who says yes

@michelin_woman I think it’s classified now but it was our good friend @jonas_law

@michelin_woman and what a way to come back

@michelin_woman got a notification abt this

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

paige nielsen scoring the last minute winner on the club that traded her? can you not write it or is it the plot of 10 excellent ya sports novels

people are getting a little too footloose and fancy-free with the phrase “you can’t write this” when sometimes it’s exactly what you would expect to read in a grade 5 english language arts class

you say zip off pants, I say w

today, I love capitalism

I should have included cow bell in there that’s my mistake

I was literally juuuust thinking that the air was feeling kind of orange vw van driving to a beach you’re insecure

paige bueckers is amazing and she’s a legend in the making but this is still her best work

PERFECTION IN A 30 SECOND CLIP 🤌 📺ESPN | @Flaujae

it’s never more serious than when I turn off all the lights and have to rely on my ability to know how to walk up stairs

it’s almost propeller patio pack season… hope is coming people

the pwhl game day neckerchief trend is something sooo important to me

@elizanobes ah fuck shit you’re right

@colemanmich wait waverley rd isn’t a racetrack?

don’t get mad at someone driving slow on waverley road bc you never know what people are going through. they could be a very cautious driver. or maybe they could be transporting a crockpot full of chili, and are mindful of the consequences of a sharp turn. like it could be either