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@dahyor_tweet @Peterisrandom I feel you 🥹💯

@Peterisrandom She started calling my Yoruba name softly… yeah, I was finished 🥹

What’s the hottest thing your partner has ever said to you right before you came? Word for word if you remember.

@softlynia_ I hate how sick this is making me feel.... please for your own good...don't go near her again...she's been harbouring silly thoughts about you ...bro incest is worse than sleeping with someone's wife

I had sex with my biological sister two nights ago… and the worst part is, I can’t stop thinking about doing it again. I feel completely disgusted with myself. This is the darkest secret I’ve ever had….. 1/4

@Samsonthegoat25 STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE STOP FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE

That moment you found yourself giving your boss’s wife the kind of attention she’d been missing… and this is exactly how it felt She called me over while he was away. The second the door locked, she sat on the edge of the counter, pulled me close, and guided my head down. The first touch with my tongue… warm, soft, and so responsive. It felt like velvet wrapped around pure electricity. Every slow circle I made caused her thighs to tremble against my ears. The sweetness on my tongue was addictive tropical, intimate, completely hers. From a man’s perspective, there’s nothing like that feeling of total control and surrender at the same time. Her fingers in my hair, her breathing turning into soft moans, the way her body reacted to every flick and kiss. I could feel her building up, getting wetter, grinding gently against my face like she was losing herself.

@ItzEmpireKing Later you go blame Tinubu 🥲

My neighbors 3months pregnant wife cheated on him with me. Because just a little attention I gave her and she revealed every shege she been the see from the 12 years marriage because she no fit born. Now wey she don get bele the werey say if she deliver make she pack out. What he doesn't know is that she already has her plans and has rented a space of her own already. And in an attempt to pay back for everything she has endured she wants me to be greasing her puna till she delivers because she feels safe with me. I will be paid for my services too. I hesitated for a while but Omo this lady is beautiful as F and I been don reason of knacking her before.

@kay_z67 Are you Bi???

ladies, pls when sending nūdes you can send boobs & all, but don’t send yur bare vágína, that shii is lowkey ugly fr.

@MNEYln Tomboys are the hardest to get...and I'll tell you that if you like fine die as a guy...if a tomboy doesn't like you or want to get fucked by you...it's never happening...even if she's drunk...that's why we are always loyal

I was in 300 level in university. Since 100 level I had this tomboy as my roommate. We were super tight like brothers. I never saw her in a sexual way. To me she was just my gee, one of the guys. We played games, drank, joked around, everything like normal bros. Never once thought about her like that……….

@UrfavBoyq I don't know about y'all..I never get horny during my ovulation instead I get mad cramps on my lower abdomen....I only feel demonic horny 2 days or a day before my period

So it’s like day 14 of her cycle, ovulation hitting her like a freight train. My girl wakes up that morning already squirming in the sheets, thighs pressed together, breathing all heavy like she just ran a marathon. Normally she’s chill, but today? Demonic. She hits me up at work with voice notes, voice all raspy and low: “Babe… I can’t even focus. I feel so empty, it’s actually crazy.” I get home and she’s on the couch in just my oversized T-shirt, no panties, legs spread a little, one hand lazily playing with herself like she couldn’t wait. Eyes glossy, lips parted, looking at me like I’m prey.

@Owiggy_ It's good that as a girl...you sometimes put your fingers down there and check if you're proud of your smell...make all these niggas no dey see us finish

One of my guy encountered one during university. I was in the room beside his own when he ran out panting and came to the room I was, coughing. He told me he was holding his breath from time to time during the knacks. Few minutes later, he went back in and not up to 5 minutes, he came back to tell me that “you no go believe say that girl spray perfume for room before i enter” So the lady actually knew she was stinky down there so she came prepared. The perfume was really strong that i was perceiving it heavily in the room i was.

@haolaobanxhenda @Johnwith24 I tried it one time ..the pleasure was too much I couldn't continue...it had my eyes rolling up

@Johnwith24 洗澡的时候，把浴头改成那个直线喷的，对着阴蒂，一直冲，很快就能潮吹了，都不用动手

处女怎么自慰啊 我都是夹枕头或者被子前后磨 三分钟左右就爽了 这算是自慰吗 有没有爽的时间时间长一点的自慰方法呀（不用玩具不插进逼的那种）谁可以私信告诉我一下吗 真的是在求学 不聊骚

@TJkings01 Copied....

I still don’t know how I ended up in that kind of situation till today. It started back in my department days. There was this tomboy girl everyone knew. Low cut, oversized hoodies, always in sneakers, always arguing like she was one of the guys. In class, nobody really approached her because her confidence was… intimidating. But somehow we started talking after a group assignment and we just clicked. Football debates, late night gist outside lecture hall, dragging each other over nonsense , it was all normal friendship at first. I never once looked at her like anything sexual. She was just “one of my guys.” Until one night after departmental hangout. We both got stranded because rain messed up transport, so she followed me back to my hostel. My roommate wasn’t around.

@leodey4uu Should have been smash or pass instead of fashion or madness... because wtf???

Fashion or m@dness??

@bosstosin_ Just let it fall baby...allow daddy stare at his titties

Just one line that’ll make her drop her towel Let’s have it

@Vameru_GG @VandoKato @downbadcomment Like your mom

@VandoKato @colette_37426 @downbadcomment A nigerian dumb cunt

@ISsossy @tweetsbyzyl Earthy what?? Those are alte baddies

@tweetsbyzyl Earthy girls I guess

Facts about girls that dress like this?

@justmercy__ Please someone teach me how to squirt 😩...I really wanna experience

Me and my man were sleeping one cold night after a slight argument. We weren’t really talking. I’m such a deep sleeper that he’s fvcked me before while I was passed out and I wouldn’t even stir until he was halfway buried inside me.

@nathehinon Once girl don see guy wey like am...she go start dey Mumu

I added this girl on Snapchat, and we started chatting. She was playing hard to get at first, but after a few days we really started vibing. I began to like her. Less than two weeks in, she mentioned her phone charger had spoiled and she didn’t have money to replace it. I sent her the money.

@the_real_David5 Abeg wetin e mean..I no understand this tweet

god na the funniest i don see for this app 😭😭😭😭

@Oreo_chokolate Like Do U get????

Watching porn without masturbating is another level of discipline. You can literally overcome any other form of temptation. 👌

@VandoKato @Vameru_GG @downbadcomment I was never raped like y'all...so idgaf 😌👌

@colette_37426 @Vameru_GG @downbadcomment Hypocrite

@KitsaPapa71169 @downbadcomment So you've been raped before? Why then do y'all get so traumatised...for your body to respond it means you low-key enjoyed it...a girl who was raped never finishes it's de rapist who always does..stop being a creep

@colette_37426 @downbadcomment A lot of rape victims men and women finish because of the body automatic reactions.