In 2022, in Manchester, 18-year-old Joshua Dobson attempted to evade police by hiding inside a giant teddy bear after stealing a car. Officers noticed the bear "breathing" and discovered Dobson inside. He was sentenced to nine months in prison.
How about a big 👏👏👏for this fella? At 36, @CalvinJS7 is our most senior player, and was the only member of the squad to start all 45 games this season, taking him to 498 for the club in total. #legend
@ThereseGre74584@Seuntshabs@_miaclaydon Nobody knows what she was smiling at, think it's just an excuse to have a dig at the ref, it's the in thing at the moment
This is pretty strange behaviour for a referee that has just awarded the Champions of Europe a penalty, minutes before sending off a Chelsea defender...
On a serious note, why would you be laughing?
Here's today's first goal by @BenRams56906311, who scored with a superb lob after being sent clear by @jakeorrell1's pass. He added another one later, to take his total for the season to 12. Welcome back Rambo!