Colin Holmes

Cant wait to meet all the new babies called Scott, Lawrence, Kieran and Kenny next summer. #Scotland #SCODEN #FIFAWorldCup

@iforgotthefall Can't hear Jason without thinking....

Didn’t think anything would top Bob Mortimer on Taskmaster but every single contestant on this series has been fantastic. Probably my favourite series to date!

@iforgotthefall Picture the scene, Glasgow pub, Finnieston. 'hello there, I'm with interpol..... Come with me....'

Stuck The Cure's new album on repeat and walked around for a couple of hours. A gloomy, autumn day in Glasgow is my absolute favourite.

@iforgotthefall Canny whack some Celine Dion

Real Karaoke Queens sing love songs to microphones, not just into them...

@David_Strathdee I bought hospitality for Edinburgh just to guarantee a ticket 😂 Purchased thru Scottish rugby.

@David_Strathdee Why have you done this to me.

@David_Strathdee 2....girls.....

It’s a fresh hair day 💇🏻‍♀️🖤🤍

@lilleyka Same

Wordle 211 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’ve had the cutest weekend 🥺✨

@5tevieM When travelling South America, I convinced people that a Haggis was a 3 legged magical creature that lived in the Cairngorm national park. And to attain hair for your sporran, you had to catch one and shave it.

what’s the maddest thing someone got you to believe? an ex convinced me Manuka honey is made by special bees that walk on land like dogs 10/10 best part of that relationship by a billion miles

@DVDSmith Owning a bike is king at the moment

@qikipedia @iforgotthefall that you?

Phrase of the day: XĪ MĀO (吸猫; Mandarin slang) - to zone out and enjoy the company of a cat, literally "inhale/sniff cat" Some people literally bury their faces in the fluff and inhale, but @qikipedia disclaims responsibility in any claw injuries that may result.

@DannyJohnston93 Don't think he could either 🤣

@DannyJohnston93 Absolutely sensational touch. I'd have walked off after that 😂

@iforgotthefall They count the pillow multiple times until they fall asleep

My dad regularly sends me Fuzz updates and it's honestly the highlight of my day when I get them. Big stretch! 😍 (Also, please don't ask why there's a sheep pillow on my parents' bed, it's an inside joke)

@DannyJohnston93 New music too?

@DVDSmith High jumpers *

@ninanesbitt @GBXANTHEMS played a remix of summer fling last night, that's top tier

omg one line of the best you had just got played on love island & my night has been made

@DVDSmith Let's be honest here. The majority of Scotland are jealous it's not us. Hopefully our day will come tho.