Colin Holmes

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Colin Holmes

@colinjholmes

Enjoys dad jokes, drinking and crossfit. And I will tell you as often as possible I go to crossfit. Did I mention I go to crossfit?

Paisley Katılım Haziran 2009
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Didn’t think anything would top Bob Mortimer on Taskmaster but every single contestant on this series has been fantastic. Probably my favourite series to date!
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Colin Holmes@colinjholmes·
@iforgotthefall Picture the scene, Glasgow pub, Finnieston. 'hello there, I'm with interpol..... Come with me....'
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gilly 🪐@iforgotthefall·
Stuck The Cure's new album on repeat and walked around for a couple of hours. A gloomy, autumn day in Glasgow is my absolute favourite.
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Real Karaoke Queens sing love songs to microphones, not just into them...
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@David_Strathdee I bought hospitality for Edinburgh just to guarantee a ticket 😂 Purchased thru Scottish rugby.
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@5tevieM When travelling South America, I convinced people that a Haggis was a 3 legged magical creature that lived in the Cairngorm national park. And to attain hair for your sporran, you had to catch one and shave it.
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Stevie Martin@5tevieM·
what’s the maddest thing someone got you to believe? an ex convinced me Manuka honey is made by special bees that walk on land like dogs 10/10 best part of that relationship by a billion miles
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Phrase of the day: XĪ MĀO (吸猫; Mandarin slang) - to zone out and enjoy the company of a cat, literally "inhale/sniff cat" Some people literally bury their faces in the fluff and inhale, but @qikipedia disclaims responsibility in any claw injuries that may result.
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gilly 🪐@iforgotthefall·
My dad regularly sends me Fuzz updates and it's honestly the highlight of my day when I get them. Big stretch! 😍 (Also, please don't ask why there's a sheep pillow on my parents' bed, it's an inside joke)
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Nina Nesbitt@ninanesbitt·
omg one line of the best you had just got played on love island & my night has been made
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Colin Holmes@colinjholmes·
@DVDSmith Let's be honest here. The majority of Scotland are jealous it's not us. Hopefully our day will come tho.
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