Colin O'Rourke

Every time I wake up hungover and it’s raining I think about all the parents taking their kids to school and just struggling to get little arms through puffy jackets and then my hangover doesn’t seem so bad.

This is not a fun game to watch

@mattyoumans247 @NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory That’s like saying have two different teams play in the finals. How is having everyone close to the lead a problem?

@colinorourke @NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory Yes, play it on a different course. There are very few trees that come into play, fewer water hazards and the big, contoured greens are tricked up. I like tough course setups, so some credit to the PGA for that, but this course is lame

🚨🗣️⛳️ #TAKING ISSUE — Rory McIlroy is not pleased with the course setup at Aronimink: “I think a bunched leaderboard like this, I think it's a sign of a not-great setup... it hasn't really enabled anyone to separate themselves. It's easy to make a ton of pars...it feels like bogey's the worst score you're going to shoot on any one hole.” Do you agree with Rory? @TrackingRory

@mattyoumans247 @NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory Anything specific you woulda wanted them to change?

@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory Agree, Aronimink is a boring golf course. And this PGA doesn’t feel like a major

@RealMikeyBets @DaMidgetZimbo ZAHHHHHHHHHHH

The fuckin fellas

@Blutman27 I don’t watch a lot of hockey but felt they just announcer jinxed Jarry there.

@DannyJConrad @iambarstoolgreg CHILLER

BREAKING: REED NAILED HIS FIRST INTERACTION WITH BRIANNA CHICKENFRY

Good luck Goose. Retweet for gambling luck

Next event can we have a Road Rules vs Real World vibe but Chi Office vs. NY Office? @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolspringb

@momoragan How do we get hurt not even playing a game… 😖

Thank goodness they broke that previous record

@DPWorldTour Did you guys do this on purpose?

Currently ranked 1405 in the world, Bo Jin is making his DP World Tour debut and has made seven birdies through 16 holes 🇨🇳 #HainanClassic

@demrowa @johnsummit @BFW @jmccarthy55 100% agree!

@colinorourke @johnsummit @BFW I’m bet he could talk to @jmccarthy55 and help a girl out

If anyone wants to buy these two Wisconsin girls tickets to ser @johnsummit tomorrow in Vegas, we’re accepting tickets.

AK got me crying

Bahhahahahhahahhahahahhaahha

@netflix why @PardonMyTake so quiet? Got my sound bar on loud loud @BarstoolBigCat please fix? Also been watching more PMT now on Netflix. Loving it.

Feel I am @barstoolsports material… @PardonMyTake

I only ordered bc of @Zaccornelius_ #hankweek

@BarstoolBigCat @chefdonnyy

I’ve caught up on all the Beast Games. Need more Beast before bed. What’s the best Beast

@BFW I know I will never be @demrowa But I wanna join the team in this trying time as a Brandon supporter. 2026 is Brandon’s year.

@rileycollins__ It’s my 1/1 for zero sugar

@colinorourke Have not had the pleasure of trying. I will be looking out for this as I enjoy a squirt heavy

Zero sugar sodas ranked: 1. Sprite Zero 2. Dr Pepper zero 3. Pepsi wild cherry zero 4. Cherry Coke Zero 5. Pepsi zero 6. Coke Zero 7. Sunkist orange zero 8. Zero sugar root beer 9. Mountain Dew zero 10. Diet Coke