Johnny “Piri” Collazo

$AMC $40 call option HODL!

Mornin

Great Day. Louie and I will shoot for 5 miles today

@vslbackg Lmfaoooo

is that pussy indica or sativa ?

“I hangout with felons, we don't never talk to strangers”

@UpdatingOnRome 😂 listen. I’m from Oklahoma. Numbers ain’t our thing

@DAKKADAKKA1 @UpdatingOnRome LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Lmao. Imagine doing that nasty shit and ruining your relationships with your family for as much as a Welding Apprentice makes

@ohhmyysyd Fuck em up n run the money up. We fight for bliss not piss

@CompeteJess @RaymondALopez “Swallow Cliff Stairs” Palos Park, IL

@RaymondALopez Where is this? Stair climbing is my go to cardio . It’s so effective on multiple levels

First five laps of 2026. Bacon not recommended.

Buela just called to make sure if I’ve wearing a hoodie. Lmfaoooo. First time my family have seen me semi dressed up. Idgaf about appearance, I’ll really show up to any event in a Bulls hat and hoodie.

Waking up in the morning realising I got blunt to hit

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

Happy Sunday. I’ll be doing nothing today. Resting, cleaning, talking to some moms

@Layemie001 Yup works better than oxygen bleach too. IYKYK

Pool chlorine on an old fence. Who knew?

I bought a neck traction device. No it’s not for my husband and I to use at the same time, you idjits

@NotRioFromBar How many moms show up? 👀

At a Mexican wedding in the burbs. Open bar, goodey bag handy, it's fuckin party time 😎🤙🕺🍸🍸🥂🥃🫗

@tiredofitall48 Lmfao that’s not an alley.

@collazo_johnny I love that you are posing in an alley, so Chicago.

Collazo.

@collazo_johnny 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Being a Collazo is actually a fucking curse. There’s a 1/5 chance a Collazo is born. Prima good luck. She got a Collazo. LMFAO!!!