Collin Greene

Girl, are you Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen? Cause you're a Ba Si C Bi Tc H

Party at mi casa tonight

Blowin up my newsfeed, had my twitter chirpin

@JohnSolo_ likes to fall asleep while watching movies and he also likes to set fires in the microwaves. He is a top shelf a-hole.

@markbrake14 I hate you

I’m so glad my car has that alarm for when I don’t have my seatbelt on that reminds me to turn my radio up.

My little buddy! #creepycrawlers instagram.com/p/dALHfWRqx3/

Can't wait to use this bad boy this year for bird huntin! #remington887 #blastinbirds instagram.com/p/c8AOmexq2D/

Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.

Jammin some good @keithmoodymusic

Gruene Hall for Roger Creager! #bejealous instagram.com/p/cSuWGGRq4L/

Guadalupe river! The beam of light hit perfect for this picture! #beerdrinkin #memories instagram.com/p/cSluetRq1f/

Little bit of The Shawshank Redemption to end the night! #flag #merica instagram.com/p/cImy4-xq5i/

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

If your truck is lowered, you obviously have a small penis.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button. #Truth

You didn't have a childhood if you never playe this game! #oldschool #crossfire instagram.com/p/cAu8FYRq6S/

Every time you sit through a commercial recorded by your DVR, you die a little inside.

#WCW Catherine Zeta-Jones! Good looking woman! instagram.com/p/b31MG7xqxV/