collinlock16

the MOST nothing burger collinlock16 continuity (and any) parody account you will ever see

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun is it because you slipped

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun uhm i dont know . i used to just be scared of peeling them, but now its just to whole banana. i like bananas, i can eat them if someone cuts them up for me but

> i gotta kill myself asap

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun why bananas especially

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun i usually only drink water and tea, but i like to have a lil treat :o) id drink a good ol milk shake if i wasnt scared of bananas

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun average carbonated

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun lil more than flat. i already flatten soda before drinking :P hurts to drink super carbonated

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun sleepyhead

@protagspeedrun @collinlocker16 thats not my fault i sleep a lot

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun flat soba

@protagspeedrun @collinlocker16 i just like took a sip of 3 day old open soda and it tasted like childrens tylenol . and i think thats your fault, i dont like you.

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun gem

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun turned them on and skimmed over pretty good i liked take a walk

@protagspeedrun @MoeAffective ok bro

@collinlocker16 @MoeAffective > no

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun this too youtu.be/JPvlu5mfEU4?si…

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun more like pigeon pit!!! music.youtube.com/watch?v=B5gp81…

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun no this youtu.be/T0RvPYRRRbE?si…

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun i am myself the collin

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun who the fuck are you

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun midd listen to passion pit

@protagspeedrun @collinlocker16 youtube.com/watch?v=FzRxOZ… this one also good

@protagspeedrun @MoeAffective lend me. one NOW

@collinlocker16 @MoeAffective > bruh

whole seed mad

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun your nose is blocking the words thats why

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun yeah no i see that it says shit now. im just stupid and bad at readuing

/ today is a gem day

@MoeAffective @protagspeedrun i meant his hardware cause i need a new. computer rn

@collinlocker16 @protagspeedrun WHAT??? where did we get pulling shirt off from

@collinlocker16 @MoeAffective > jump

@protagspeedrun @MoeAffective woah there man im pulling your shit off first

@collinlocker16 @MoeAffective > u wont either when im done w u

@protagspeedrun @MoeAffective yeah. a GREEN one

@MoeAffective @collinlocker16 > i have aura

@protagspeedrun @MoeAffective ITS LITERALLY TRUE

@collinlocker16 @MoeAffective > fuck off