Caroline Danielson

@bluewmist Humans shouldn’t need a second income source. They should be able to buy and pay for the things they need and that being them joy without the majority of their lives being used in return

most of your "adult" problems can be avoided if you: - regularly workout - get a 2nd income source - eat real food - find 3 real friends - live below your means - do what you love for work - don't have kids with the wrong person

@Spotify needs to start tracking weather against your listening history to make the daily even better. I don’t want indie sad mountain yearning shit at 11am unless it’s rainy and cloudy. Sunny outside is a different vibe okkkkkk

I think we should get a reunion style special with the broken up couple and @Andy every time a @BravoTV couple breaks up

my life was never the same after reading "the only trick of friendship, i think, is to find people who are better than you are. not smarter, not cooler, but kinder and more generous, and more forgiving and then appreciate them for what they can teach you and try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself no matter how bad or good it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. but the best, as well"

9 months before the 2024 election, Trump said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so he can take them over for oil, and now he's bombing Caracas on the first full moon of 2026. This was never about drugs. It was always about oil.

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

GIRLS!!! BE AS PICKY AS YOU WANT!! MARRYING LATE NEVER KILLED ANYONE!! MARRYING THE WRONG PERSON DID!!!

honestly once you realize you're not in trouble all the time and really no one has power over you, the second half of life begins

I just saw a commercial with Billy Bob Thornton and I’m pretty sure he had Botox! Fucking kill me

Calling it now. Natalie is the most star worthy of the new cast of #vanderpumprules

JUST IN: Kalshi co-founder Luana Lopes Lara becomes the youngest self-made female billionaire in history, surpassing Taylor Swift and Lucy Guo.

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

A relentless voice against Israel’s genocide and advocate for Palestinian children. It’s well deserved.

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

I think about this student's email every day.

They honestly just need to completely recast summer house. People who aren’t famous (yet) and have regular jobs in the city @BravoTV Give the OGs a spinoff if need be

I just don’t know that any amount of therapy will make me not go scorched earth when I’m up against a male. I never look back and wish I had been less crazy - I basically always wish I had been more crazy.

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE “PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL” MAPS. BETTER THAN COLUMBUS, BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, BETTER THAN APPLE MAPS (SORRY TIM, NO GOLD BAR FOR ME, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!). PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING “MAMA! MAMA!” AND I SAY, “NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!!” THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!! — GCN

The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.

WOW. AN HONOR !! THANK YOU !!! CONGRATULATIONS CALIFORNIANS.