Sam Colombari

@WorldMadness_1 @LeeAndersonMP_ That isn’t lee Anderson’s area? It’s Graham Stuart’s. Withernsea, East Yorkshire.

@LeeAndersonMP_ A mother and daughter from your constituency drowned at Withernsea but not a fucking peep from you. What a truly despicable man you are Anderson

The BBC. Earlier today I spoke in a Westminster Hall on the future of the BBC. I was surrounded by Labour MPs talking absolute nonsense about the honesty, integrity and value for money it offers. Some even said it needed more money. One called it a national treasure. No mention of the scandals and dodgy TV personalities they have harboured. I called out the perverts past and present that stalked the corridors of the BBC. 4 minutes long and worth a watch 👇

Be warned if you have an Audi in for the campaign ‘23WA’ don’t let them touch it! The day after I have this modification done I’ve had the adblue warning car shut down! The dealership as well as Audi Uk aren’t interested but want me to pay £2100 for the ad blue fix ! @AudiUK

@AerLingus poor seat reservation system and no reply to my email sent over a month ago regarding this…. Thanks!

@asaelliott When the rip like tissue 😭

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but these are the WORST.

@asaelliott Looks good 👍

What a great week performing at 3 Warner Hotels! It's always a massive pleasure to be backed by the house bands in all of the Warner Hotels venues. Here's a small clip of my show at Alvaston Hall. For all my upcoming shows, check out my official website asaelliott.com/gig-guide/

Sky wifi down again. Although the service checker says all is good ☑️ #skybroadband #skywifi @skytv

@verzache This post is epic

U want more friends? Try calling everything epic, print out your favorite memes so you can show strangers on the go, and lastly at the occurrence of any minor inconvenience say “Fail” as loud as you can.

@verzache It’s to the point. I love it

What do we think of my artist bio

@asaelliott Haha did I see these in Bridlington to other day!?

Nope.

@HMRCcustomers Hi, can someone contact me or DM about a repayment query? Thank you

Good morning, @HMRCcustomers are here until 8pm to answer your general queries on Twitter. Please don't post any personal details.

In the Que for the ferry since 1800 yesterday evening, apart from a bottle of water nobody has been round and checked any of the 100’s of coaches if any food or comfort provisions are required. Never seen it in such a shambles. @PoD_travelnews @dfds_uk

@acklams Yes, so you can buy more gaffer tape for the back of your buses

@acklams Doesn’t stop drivers smashing the back of buses up though

The Greenroad certificates have arrived, will be handing these out over the coming days 👍

Extremely proud to share that we now offer a HVO fuel alternative, potentially reducing your fuel carbon emissions by 90%. Coupled with our removal of single use plastics from our buses and oil and water waste recycling; green and ethical touring is now possible with MM Band.

Journey to Lisbon, 2500km, easssy! @mmbandservices

@asaelliott Have you seen Hornsea Garden Center on a Sunday, car park is full with 1000’s of cars so they can buy gardening gloves for £20 😂

Garden centres make you realised there’s a lot of people with money out there.

@acklams Them coaches are going way to fast

A busy end to a year which has seen the return of Coaching 👍🚌💨🚌💨

@asaelliott Yeah not bad, Hornsea I’m paying for 50mb £30 with sky. So I’d say yours ain’t bad!

What’s everyone paying for their WiFi around the UK? I live in Hull where one company has a monopoly (apparently it’ll change soon). I’m paying £34.99 / month for 175mbps. The best deal I can get. I’m sure I used to get my wifi practically free in Manchester.

@asaelliott That’s Long Riston garage if you ever need it!

Getting there.

3am is a weird time. You’re either getting in from a mental night out. Going on holiday. Feeding a baby. Or burgling.