Sorry, Elon, Your Wife Still Left You

Now that @TheHIVE_Social is back, I'm AT colonizedeez over there, too. Doesn't have the stench of Apartheid Failson on it and I will be having a #BirdFree2023.

This is good for a last post on Twitter.

@PocketEvey Saaaaame

@JanelleMonae Hell yeah I love cinema

@Wegthorn Better yet, give more reps to the undercard that either won't make the Rumble or won't have much ring time so that more faces get TV time and more crucially, TV match time (and then if need be turned into fodder for bigger storylines).

@colonizedeez Okay, NO MORE WRESTLING FOR FOUR WEEKS, lol. Just promos!

It looks like I might get to watch #Smackdown live this week (though my friend might still show up and pull me away!) Sami!!

@Wegthorn Especially after AJ last night. If they need to do Roman schedules so we get the greatest Rumbles ever, so be it.

@colonizedeez It was SO CLOSE…. (And I live in dread that this one will get derailed by injury too!)

@Wegthorn Hooray the lesser of two evils, I guess

Gotta say this is one of the few times I’m okay with Charlotte waltzing in and winning a title. 😅

@TheEnemiesPE3 Anybody else not named Ronda or Lacey

Who would y’all want in the #SmackDown’s women’s division to hold the Women’s title instead of Charlotte???

@Wegthorn It took my entire adult life but I can finally point to something and call it wrestling GoodFellas. (If Ciampa hadn't gotten hurt when he did I probably would have called the Johnny Brasco storyline that, ironically.)

Oh no, they’re going to be explicit about how cheering for Sami puts him at risk from Roman! And the audience CAN’T HELP BUT CHEER FOR HIM BECAUSE THEY LOVE HIM SO, it’s an unfolding tragedy and they’ve made the audience complicit in it!

@MithGifs I suspect that drought will end before we hit June.

@colonizedeez I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR EIGHT YEARS NOW. I'll keep hoping eight more if I must!

Up on Substack: a gif essay that’s a love letter to tag team wrestling, talking about what made Kevin Steen and El Generico such a great tag team. Which seems like a good time to talk about the greatest tag team that almost was: Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. mithgifs.substack.com/p/tag-team-wre…

@MithGifs YET.

I say “almost was” because despite being allies at times, they’ve only fleetingly been a tag team, and they’ve never once—not once!—had a broadcast tag title match.

Got to finish off one more 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 book before the year ended...

Elon Musk stans and Andrew Tate stans entering the arena of the Dick-riding World Cup Final

@SheaSerrano @peachykeenlishy

[at the taco spot after having watched Knives Out and Glass Onion back to back] WAITRESS: what would you like to drink ME, WITH AN EXTREMELY SOUTHERN ACCENT: an intriguing inquiry yes but we mustn’t neglect the larger conundrum which is: *why* would i like something to drink…

@thisbrokenwheel I think we had the same experience, except mine was a single class

@rodimusprime The Mavericks have a second player?

Who is the mavericks second best player?

Andrew's email is now prisondickenergy AT faafo.edu.

Mark my words: they’re absolutely going to try to reverse Brown, although they won’t call it that