deathbyrosesandsunshine

@zedwez Also they literally create a shield to protect Wanderer so it works as a friend team if nothing else lol

Family that sticks together stays together

@Konraddin Unrelated, but this just made me realize the pain my mom went through when she said I got turned around and basically used her spine as a hammock. Apparently I was a rough pregnancy and she had to walk backwards because I made it to where she couldn't lift her legs. Love my mom

Leftists will look you dead in the eye and say this is 1 woman’s body.

@havivenz This is why it bothers me when people say he "got away" with his crimes. No he was manipulated into becoming a killer. That doesn't mean he didn't do anything wrong but it does mean his life was taken from him in many ways too. Him being forced to live with his sins IS his hell

Reminder that if Scaramouche wouldn't have turned out "useful" to the fatuis, Dottore wouldn't have any qualms abt him getting killed by them. Scara was pretty much seen as expendable/disposable tool to the fatuis in general nd actively being dehumanized by them, Dottore included

@Zeleros71324 The fact that people want every ship to be healthy in some way is so funny. Like bro no one is real. If you get off to the idea of Scara being groomed then just accept Dottoscara as the grooming dynamic it was and jerk it in private like a normal person. No need to justify it lol

In light of there being Scaramouche discourse again (d*ttoscara shit 😑) Scaramouche was incapable of consenting to the experiments, because Dottore groomed him into obsessively pursuing godhood and joining the Fatui. Godhood was never his own goal, it was a perversion of it

@mazesanddaisies Brb gotta let my older brother know he's a woman hater for being born before me lmao

@rabbitbunnny Wanderer is not gay. A man being pretty doesn't mean he likes men. That's so narrow minded and reinforces harmful gender stereotypes. Until hoyo canonically says he has a partner, he has no sexuality. That way everyone can imagine themselves with him and he appeals to more people

@yrinsanelove It was mentioned years ago. This is actually why I like seeing abyssal Aether stuff even if it's rare. The idea that Lumine is chasing after her big brother and he's always watching her as she explores the world is so bittersweet and emotional to me. Lumi just wants her big bro

does aether call lumine his big sister too? or is this like a lore thing where aether is actually older,, i always thought lumine would be older ngl

@sodatelle On a less funny note this is gonna scare him SO bad. Of course he's not gonna show it but you KNOW inside he's gonna be getting flashbacks of his fledgling. Who was also discovered by him unconscious on the ground long ago..

The moment scara Sees this Hes suicide Bombing dottore

@luv1bun Everyone always makes it sound so dramatic that I think most men miss the point. Even if there's nothing to hide you're basically calling your wife, the person you're supposed to love, a slut. That insult doesn't go away just because a test proved her faithfulness

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@the_fem_tm They think this is actually gonna hurt women. You think horses became extinct just because cars were invented too? No. Now only those who can afford to show them off keep them. The same will happen to living women. The wealthy who want a live companion to show off will want them

Incels think sex robots will replace women but they severely underestimate the utility of our nagging. Men who aren’t nagged or striving for female attention tend to live on a mattress on the floor, devoid of purpose, playing video games and watching porn all day. Bleak.

@masha_slp How naive. Look at history. The more realistic story is probably assault that ended with a woman being given coins to stay silent. Or someone decided to sell someone once they realized people would pay to use their body

the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free

@calxaurum I'll just see her twice since I have two accounts for both travelers lol

WE’RE GOING TO HAVE VOICED LESBIAN PRINCESS AND I PLAY AS A FUCKING MAN. I HATE MY STUPID CHUD LIFE

@tfsoo5963 Some do. I basically was sticking random objects inside myself from age 10 to 12 because it felt good and I was bored lol. This is why my virginity is complicated. Like yes my hymen tote but I'm the one who did it. No dick has ever been inside me

ない。膣は経血と赤ちゃんが出てくる一方向の穴にほかならず、何かが入る、ましてや男性器が入るなんて思っても見なかった。男の人に指突っ込まれるまで何かが入るなんて知らなかった。高校一年生まで知らなかった。

@hasegawafusao2 Yes. The first time I bled because I tore my own hymen but after that it just got fun to me. I was literally 10 and up until age 12ish I was basically just trying to see what all I could fit up there. Girls get curious too. I'm lucky I came from a household with no enforced shame

真面目な話なんだが、女性って発達過程で性器に指突っ込んだりして遊ぶのは普通にあるんだろうか。男児はチンコで遊ぶが

@_lyraby_ They're like the perfect burnt out big brother and quirky little sister duo. Even before hoyo revealed they're both irminsuling, I just always liked to imagine them as "siblings".

Nahida's parentification by the fandom needs to end i'm so serious

@D0TT0R3 FINALLY someone gets it. I'm not a fan but I gotta admit the idea that a human can recreate and even improve god powers using technology they manufactured is nothing short of insane. Love him or hate him Dottore is a damn good villain and actually so powerful it's crazy now.

Isn't it embarrassing to see people genuinely mad that a human is out here treating god powers like modular upgrades.. like that's the biggest flex wdym 😭 they just dislike the villain getting cool moments or feel protective of their fav. But it's consistent with his hubris-

@box_toii Ngl I never really got into the whole momhida thing. I see her as Wanderer's "little sister" more. Even before hoyo revealed they're both irminsulings at their cores they just gave me burnt out older sibling and quirky little sibling vibes

getting irritated again so ill say it once more but can y'all stop calling nahida wanderer's mom 😭

@percyscart Don't forget how he might become a hero of Sumeru based on rumors. If this is true then it's fitting because at some point he was feared by his own homeland and was known only for causing death and destruction. Now he'll be a savior to the people and Sumeru will love him

i remember someone said that wanderer's journey right now is literally a inversion of his betrayals, with durin mirroring the fledgling, him using his core to save nodkrai mirroring tatarasuna... and now we're left with "the first to betray me was a god"...

@nottoii_box You want him to spit on your dick. Meanwhile I want to spit on his.

not to be crass or anything but i'd give an indefinite amount of money just to have him spit on my dick

@surtada1n Or you're just not gay. I personally don't see any difference between queer lovers or straight ones. But as a woman I don't feel attraction for other women. So most of the time I tend to engage with straight ships in fandom. It's not hateful to simply have romantic preferences

not being able to see even a single queer relationship as romantic in a game that specifically pushes queer ships and hardly ever does the same for m/f ships is clearly a sign of homophobia, even if it's subconscious. it's not just a matter of preference because if you can+