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Simon Sharples

@colt_turner

Should be using this platform to further his writing career, instead uses it to complain about football.

Leeds, England Katılım Haziran 2009
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Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻
In the UK, the most popular chain pub has an in house propaganda publication which the owner uses as a political soapbox and excoriates his enemies in it
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Hidden Mothers
Hidden Mothers@hiddenmothersuk·
Here's some Tuesday night fun: What's a band that you generally think is absolutely terrible, but they have one song that's an undeniable banger? Mine is '4 Words (To Choke Upon)' by Bullet For My Valentine.
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Simon Sharples
Simon Sharples@colt_turner·
Oh my God the Forest love in video package on Match Of The Day. That wasn’t in the script was it, BBC you genocide supporting bell hats. #nufc
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
Premier League Match Centre (Parody)@PL_Match_Centre·
#NFONEW - 10” Yates elbows Livramento in the face causing him to bleed, so naturally the ref books Dan Burn
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Aaron Stokes
Aaron Stokes@AaronJStokes·
Anthony Taylor disasterclass in that first-half. Yates not even on a booking despite two really poor challenges. Unsure how that Elanga foul on Willock hasn't been reviewed... #NUFC
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Aidan Regan
Aidan Regan@Aidan_Regan·
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VyceVictus
VyceVictus@VyceVictus·
Commanding the screen while squaring up against the likes of Ed Harris and a murderers row of prime character actors, one of the many great feats in an illustrious career. RIP Tony Todd
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The Premiership Years
The Premiership Years@PremiershipYrs·
KD: Terry, I want to sell Ferdinand, Ginola and Asprilla. TMc: Okay... why? KD: I'm signing Ian Rush. TMc: Oh. Didn't we both play with him in the 80s? KD: Aye. TMc: It's 1997, Kenny. KD: Good point. Let's bring Barnesy in too. TMc: But what if Shearer gets injured? KD: My son's a striker...
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Twinee
Twinee@TwineeSi·
When will these thick fucks realise shite atmospheres has little to do with “energy” on the pitch. • Local working class fans priced out • Grounds full of tourists and corporates • VAR ruining any enjoyment for match goers • Stupid KO times for TV You Sky cunts started it
Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL

"It's like watching a game in COVID. There's no crowd, there's no atmosphere" 🤐 Jamie Redknapp says there is no energy at Old Trafford 🪫

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Simon Sharples
Simon Sharples@colt_turner·
I’ve been really critical of Howe this season but that was a tactical masterclass. Absolutely bossed Captain Scarlet. #NUFC
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Memecastle United
Memecastle United@Memecastle_Utd·
24 hours until we have to deal with Arsenal fans on the timeline again. #NUFC
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Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧@reformexposed·
Your daily reminder that Rupert Lowe is not a farmer. He’s a businessman who owns farm land. He doesn’t farm. He’s a landlord (that converted 100 acres from farm to horse racing training facilities).
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Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Clarkson farms a third of his land and ultimately bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax. That's why he's so annoyed.
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Simon Trimnell
Simon Trimnell@STrimnell·
#Budget2024 Can’t pay your workers don’t own a business. They are not slaves for you to pay low wages and make them work long hours to line your own pockets #Budget #RachelReeves
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Andrew Musgrove
Andrew Musgrove@ADMusgrove·
Given that performance, do you want to see Eddie Howe pick the same midfield and front three for Saturday? Does Lloyd Kelly come in at LCB? What’s your XI for Saturday? #NUFC
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