Colton

My girl is so pretty 😌

Seeing a surprising lack of "I did that" stickers at the pumps lately

@SPUNJ The amount of people telling you to switch audio source and then switch back is insane, guys he asked for a fix, not a workaround 😭😭

Any fix for the audio bug rn?

@sortaprettycool Yoooo this was my stim like 3 days ago

I’m a professional lip reader. He said “big guy, big guy. SpongeBob big guy pants okay”

Need to see someone pull a prank in which they go to a car dealership and try to negotiate a higher price

License plates should have your phone number on them

Bans, mod that guy

@LilDankMeme_ "theirs" is NOT how you spell "Navi's"

@coltopee Cologne major is theirs

Don't think Cloud9 exists anymore man

Y'all gotta try this Raising Cane's place, pretty good

My tweets are washed now, I'm old

@SPUNJ IGL is: Aleksi, Aleksib, Aleksib, Aleksib, and Biskela

Give me your top 5 players/coaches, in no particular order, in each of these categories: IGL AWPer Support/Anchor Lurker/Closer Entry/Star rifler Coach

@LilDankMeme_ You can see it in his eyes, the Liquid depression has taken over already

@coltopee SO RUDEEEEE

ITS OKAY MALBS, THIS IS UR YEAR

@LilDankMeme_ BOOOOOOOOO

The cast of cars 3….

@LilDankMeme_ Who up at the top, tell me 😎 I wanna hear

Niko in mid…. Bro

@LilDankMeme_ RIP D.O.F

NOOOOO THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

@LilDankMeme_ Shame I can't have my fruit snacks 😔 the discrimination is real

Wait so we let people get a nic buzz at work…?

"bro you gotta try this key I had the other day it was so much better than bread"

It's better for your hands to smell like citrus than poop

Wonder if the first person to have twins thought it was some sorcery