simon cooper
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@BasilTheGreat The wall has infinitely more value and is pleasing to the eye
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@mrmckee Because all can see he is a genuine guy and doesn’t fake it on and off the course.
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@truemagic68 I ask the same as surrounded by open support for the Greens, lunatics the lot of them. They know not what they do as voting for their own demise via the Trojan horse that is Islam
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@jeremycorbyn Mr One Trick Pony
Boring boring boring. Do you care about anything else.
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@Iromg @MickeyD44314901 Cox is actually quite inarticulate so we ask why is he on these topical and political programs.
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@BBCPolitics @bbclaurak @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer Can’t stand that hypocritical one trick pony namely Mr Boring alias Brian Cox. Cox is a very appropriate name as dick by nature
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on the #BBCLauraK panel...
Actor Brian Cox
Broadcaster Susanna Reid
Former US Ambassador Kim Darroch
Sunday 9am @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer
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@OurHealthNest Barbaric and why you should never order Lobster in a restaurant. Poor crab slowly cooked alive.
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I am writing to the Muslims of the UK.
My family and I would like to settle in a Muslim country, the exact one yet to be determined.
My neighbors and friends, who are very close to me, would like to join me, as would their families, their family's friends, and even their friends' friends...
Therefore, there will be many of us in your country. Since we are all Christian, you will need to plan for the construction of churches and the closure of certain streets for our processions (rest assured, in our country it's only once a year, not five times a day!). You will also need to stock pork, bacon, and good beans in all your supermarkets to accommodate us, as we will be a minority and will need your understanding. This is OUR way of life, and you must accommodate us.
We are also bringing all of our dogs with us so we will need dog parks built and tolerance as we take them for walks down your sidewalks.
We would like all your religious holidays to be abolished, as they could offend the Christian community that we are.
We also request permission to participate in school outings wearing our crucifixes around our necks, and to eat our ham sandwiches in the school cafeteria and at work.
You will also need to provide a designated space in all your buildings where we can pray in our language, and you will need to provide a translator as we do not speak your language.
Should this request be denied, could you please provide us with the addresses of the police stations so that we can file a discrimination complaint?
Thank you in advance for your understanding.
Oh! I almost forgot, if my children set fire to your flag if the English team wins a game, could you please be as lenient as you are here?
I promise, I'll give them a good scolding...
Finally, I hope your government will give us loads of benefits and free rent while we adapt to your country, without even having to work, of course, whether it takes months, years, or generations...
Appreciate it!
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@TheBritishIntel @PetenShirl Why not hang them first then send their bodies home
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The Home Office has confirmed it will move to deport the three men convicted of the brutal gang rape on Brighton beach once their sentences are complete.
The attackers are Ibrahim Aldgate, 25, Abdulla Ahmadi, 26, and Karin Al-Danasurt, 20.
It has also emerged that one of them, Al-Danasurt, fled Egypt for the UK after allegedly committing a murder.
Are we finally starting to see a bit of common sense?

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@Mofoman360 No one cares as people want nothing to do with the BBC
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@joshxhowie @simon_schama There was a threat of violence so I see full justification in using preemptive retaliatory force. I. E. Knock the bastard out.
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