Downtown FunkyMalone

@kenbrick19 another move is coming i can feel it. #thepeoplewantit

When you're too sauced on Whyte Ave but someone says "Let's go to Mike's Famous"

@chrisdelia when you use my name, put some #respeck on it #birdyman

@EDACducksinline @Jord_McDonald46 @gards19

@EDACducksinline should i go @Jord_McDonald46 at center?

@tdubs19 talbot and mcdavid?

@EDACducksinline savage

Sorry man. I'm sure it's great. No hate for the movie... but this fuckin dork level is incredible with this Star Wars shit.

Dorks are fine. But when someone is all dressed up like Han Solo at a fuckin Starbucks I wanna pour hot coffee on me. Bro you got no kids.

Koper with his third goal into an empty net, assisted by Hickmott. Three goals is a hat trick. Koper gets a hat trick! #vivalakoper

.@Drat_29 (7-10—17) is 1st @EdmontonOilers player to post 17 PTS in his 1st 10 GP of a season since Messier (7-10—17) in 89-90. @EliasSports

Think about this day all the time, seems like yesterday, we will never forget, everyday at the rink is in your honour #fundy #kf11

hockey rink snackbars give you the hottest coffee and cocoas ever. they dont mind giving you 3rd degree burns. they really savages

Happy birthday, Leon! 🎂

@NHL I would like a formal apology from the referees last night, the whole city deserves one.

@NHL your whole history is a joke, and a lie. what sort of business are you running here? absolute joke

@NHL explain this to me please

Hey everybody!! Just checking in to make sure @adamlevine still looks like Squidward.. Yep!!!