Comedy Connor

Q: What do you call a lady with one leg either side of a puddle? A: Bridgette

Q: What do you call a lady setting fire to her credit card statement? A: Bernadette

Q: What do you call a man with no shins and no feet? A: Neil

Q: What do you call a man with no shins? A: Toeknee

Q: What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? A: Eileen