Phil Burnett Comedy

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Phil Burnett Comedy

@comedyphil1986

Amateur/open mic comedian. All idiotic jokes/views and opinions are my own. It is good to laugh

Bristol Katılım Ekim 2025
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Phil Burnett Comedy@comedyphil1986·
I am thinking of writing a new rush hour film. Rush Hour: Tfl. Why is everyone in London always in a rush? #chillout
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I used to be on a fb group called I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head, but now I am one of them! 🤦🤣
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Phil Burnett Comedy@comedyphil1986·
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, atheist and dyslexic? Someone lying awake at night wandering if there really is a dog
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Phil Burnett Comedy@comedyphil1986·
There is a new dating app coming out, called Screwfix
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There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
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I tried to write a few jokes about unemployment but none of them work
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Phil Burnett Comedy@comedyphil1986·
Did you know 91.2345678% of statistics are made up on the spot?
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