Todd Riley

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Todd Riley

@comedytodd

--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--

Katılım Mayıs 2013

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·1d

Feel like a nerd sayin it, but my sinuses be hurtin right now.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·1d

This ECU vs TENN game is 🔥🔥🔥 #NCAABaseball

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·2d

I've never seen more blowouts in the NBA Playoffs in my entire life. I no understand.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·4d

The only solace in finding out the @CleGuardians game is blacked out on my #MLBTV,...spending the afternoon listening to Tom Hamilton call a game.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·5d

At this point, my sex life can best be described as ...."maybe tomorrow."

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·24 May

We havent heard from Gronk since he went in that helicopter. Happy Indy Day. #Cheers

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·24 May

My Brother is leading the league in Happy Birthday posts on Facebook.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·24 May

I wanna fight you so bad. But. I love your fandom.

Ben Stiller@BenStiller

KKKNIIICCKKSSSSS

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·24 May

We Cooked.

Cleveland Cavaliers@cavs

TAYLOR & TRAVIS ARE IN THE BUILDING. #LetEmKnow

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·21 May

An "Escape Room" ...but for Political Conversations.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·18 May

Kid is on a tear.

Cleveland Guardians@CleGuardians

The Protégé is coming into his own. #GuardsBall

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·18 May

People get weirded out today when you say "I dont know." Cause Google. ChatGPT. The asshole sitting next to you at the bar. Someone knows. How do you NOT know in today's society???

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·18 May

Yup.

Channing Frye@channingfrye

Nobody in the media can say shit to Donavan Mitchell, he didn’t have the best series but was a leader and did what was needed for his team to win and to give them a chance to compete every night! Also Cavs big men need a standing Fucking ovation!

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·18 May

Hey. Life is tough. But today was a great day in Cleveland Sports History.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·17 May

Just hopin for more than 17 seconds. #GameOn

ESPN MMA@espnmma

Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media. This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·14 May

Cavs!!!

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·14 May

Never quite understood why its called "Continental Breakfast" ..when that shit would never be served on ANY other Continent.

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·14 May

A Burger & Fries is the ..Meat & Potatoes of my Lifestyle...

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Todd Riley@comedytodd·12 May

This Luka on the bench shit is tarnishing @LeBronJames legacy. They would be WAY more in this Series with some help.

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